“A Butt, I wanna touch it!” ~ Kato Shiho

 

“A Butt, I wanna smack it!” ~ Sasaki Mirei

Well, I…Well…

 

 
 
 

 

Why late? Well I was waiting to see if there would be a sequel but alas. Then I totally forgot about it when I got busy but here we are!

I gotta say I had no clue as to what the context of the fondling would be. Turns out there was this segment in episode 106 of ‘Keyakitte Kakenai?’ where the girls were talking about their bad habits.

Sat there waiting for something to happen and of course they saved the best for last half but it was so worth the wait! First up (Of the Butt sisters) was Sasaki Mirei (I thought you were supposed to be the Center of 2nd Gen girl?!) who apparently had the knack to want to smack…yes…SMACK a butt when she sees one! When asked to give context of such a feeling, she said that when a butt appears in her line of sight!

Totally dangerous this girl is!

Or I would think so if I was not human but I know human nature and she is only stronger than most in being able to admit such desires! I, even you dear Reader, should know that feeling! Imagine seeing a butt in your view and not feeling a thing….Can’t relate!

When asked who among the members’ butt most appeals to her she said that Kyouko’s is the softest butt she had ever encountered! I was kind of surprised by that but then again it is my fault for thinking of Kyouko as tomboyish due to her voice. I of course already ship her with another (Favourite Girl, nay, BEST Girl – Takamoto Ayaka! But I almost lost the battle to resist shipping Kyouko with Mirei now after this episode! Still managed to resist because Mirei dropped the ball towards the end of the game.

Meanwhile the other player is much more normal when she says that she wants to touch it, when a butt appears in her view. Many a people feel that way for sure! As for who she finds most enticing, Shiho answers that she has touched Sasaki Kumi’s butt countless times! Hmmm….Countless you say? That means there is mutual feeling from the other side if she still lets you touch it that many times, am I right? She then is asked if that means that she is very familiar with Kumi’s butt and she confidently says that she does! (Uh Oh)

Shiiiiiip!

Next Mirei is also asked if she can differentiate Kyouko’s butt from the masses and she also says yes.

I so see where this is going…

 
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 

I would be happy too if Yukirin agreed to have dinner with me my wish got granted
 
 
 
 

Oi~
The Force is Strong with this one Shiho

Kyouko felt that!

‘Blinders’ are hot…Hot…HOT!
 
 
 
 

Well, Mirei someone is having the time of her life!
 


That position is super intense >.<
 

L-LEWD O.O

Yep, totally felt it too
 

HOMOs
HOMO Sapiens (Jeez, what did you think I meant! Not that you’re wrong)
 

Can she The Queen stand in front of me like that too pls? I swear I will behave!

HNNNNGGGG…Oh sorry not sorry, wrong subject!
 
 

JESUS!
 
 
 

What! Jealous? Me? HA!

I wanted it to be me who made her feel it…Stop it BG!

And so the game was on! Being so confident in their love for their girls’ respective butts, Mirei being Kyouko’s and Shiho being Kumi’s, the two were put to the test! They got blind-folded (God, I think I found a new fetish people! I swear I felt my heart leap when I saw Mirei and Shiho blind-folded like that. And add in those smiles they are spotting….KJY&*^T%*D^GULKJDHBLJK)

Ahem

Three girls were chosen as subjects with two of them being of course Kyouko and Kumi. The third…My favourite Hiragana girl (Since Neru is formally Kanji now), the one and only Takamoto Ayaka! I love girls like her. Is it the height? Maybe. is it the femininity of them? Very probable! Is it the facial structure? Hmm…

Either way I girls like Ayaka are my type, in case anyone was wondering. Think of Yukirin and also the Nogizaka 3rd Gen beauty  – Sakaguchi Tamami! They are so similar, aren’t they? These three! The Yukirin of a few years back was the most close to the image of these two. She has changed a bit (on the outside) since then but she is still the same on the inside.

And I am getting off track here!

In what has to be one of the funniest MCs of the year, what could have been a really weird segment (yeah, I know we have had weirder on AKBINGO but this is the 46 family here) instead was lightened by the comedy and made me feel safer hungrily enjoying the delicious meal I was being served! All I saw was girls touching other girls’ butts, squeezing them, fondling them, trying to cope a raw feel ( I see you Shiho! You and your trying to sneak your hands under Kyouko’s skirt for some home-base touch down!”), too bad there wasn’t any smacking of any sorts (You lied to me Mirei!)

 


 


YABAI Futari (Give me this photobook Agency!)
 

TEST = FAIL
 
 
No getting laid tonight for sure!

Most definitely not. Not even touching will be allowed tonight!
 
 
 

MUH GIRL…

As for the results of the game, the girls of course failed to identify their beloved butts! But Shiho does get points for describing Kumi’s butt, the one she loves most, as being a PERFECT butt!

But she still lost in the end because despite that, out of all three, even Mirei herself, out of the three butts, two of which those two said loved most and are very familiar with, they both picked my girl Ayaka’s butt of the gods as the best butt out of the three! her butt is so great it was picked over the PERFECT butt of Kumi’s.

Well, if anything I am with them! It is after all, only natural that my girl Ayaka would win in every game! it is only fate! So, even if the two totally mistook her for Iguchi Mao, someone not even in the three chosen, I forgive them! My girl’s butt is the best of them all and that is all that matters!

And there we have it.

Yes in case it wasn’t clear, I am totally, truly, deeply, madly infatuated with one Takamoto Ayaka! And Sakaguchi Tamami. And THE GODDESS!

Anyway, till next time…

Ja