Because you can’t have one without the other, no Hideko without Sook-hee, even if the two contents are similar, and no matter if it costs an arm and a leg (these books Jesus Christ), I just have to have both!
That’s what The Handmaiden and Fingersmith mean to me!
When I say they are perfect, I mean it with all my heart and I will gobble up all and any content about them!
And so, I went and got the Hideko version of The Moments!
Young Violet is me! Something about the way the Princess hugs Linh…
So, I just watched Joey King’s The Princess (On HULU) and girl, talk about the urge to ship!!!!
Like, I don’t even care that the age gap btn the two in both real life and in story is like, 1000 years, like, this is ridiculous!!!
Calling all Fic Writers right now, please don’t let me down!!! Get those keyboards clicking and feed us some goodness! Like, there is not much effort required! This is the one Princess that has no Prince charming to muddle the waters!!!
So get cracking!!!
And now I guess it is time to confess a secret of mine I’ve been keeping! I’m a huge fan of Joey (like, just look at her, who wouldn’t be!!!) but unfortunately has rap sheet has been 100% straight so far so it was a pain never to write about her on here!
This is the closest I have gotten to her not being as straight as the equator! So you will forgive me for clinging on this thread like my life depended on it!!!
Baby steps I guess! I am pretty sure soon she will see the light. And I will be here to enjoy that day when it arrives!
For now I will take this ship and staple it to my soul until that moment. Like, I literally can’t stop thinking about these two! I am 100% sure I’m gonna dream about them!
Damn, I almost feel like doing it myself and writing a fic about them! That’s how hard I’ve fallen! Reminds me of Mulan a year ago! Speaking of Mulan, I guess it’s time for a re-watch!
Ah Nikohl, I totally forgot you were in this movie!!!
See, this is the kind of content we were used to up to about 10 years ago! But unlike most, Circumstance actually has a reason to have a SAD END!! Shireen not only got married, but she got married to Atafeh’s brother!!! And yes, it was an arranged marriage so she had no say!
And while others would be like, why did she not run away with Atafeh in the end!?! Yeah, I am sure everyone has that much courage! And while Atafeh had money and freedom (to an extent), Shireen did not have such privileges!
It’s sad the way they ended up but it was logical! The two running away would have been some fluff fiction type of ending!
I still enjoyed the movie for it and I treasure it for being honest!
I mean, look who decided to drop in today!?!! If you are wondering why there was not what you were expecting today, this is why!! I have literally spent all day just worshipping this Holy Book, that’s…I have literally gotten over the money I spent on this one!
It’s all worth it!
Like, seriously, you have no idea how massive this book is!! I’ll just say that it would be right at home in one of those fancy top class museums where they keep golden bound books because my God!
Holding this book in my hands makes me feel like I have some kind of super power or something!
I frikkin love it!
Plain Archive you awesome Bitches you, you have once again outdone yourselves!!!! It’s why you are almost the best in the business (you just need to expand your potifolio to other countries and we are top!)
Here is something to help you scale this grand book a little bit…
That’s a normal-sized Blu-ray right there next to this magnificent beast! Look at the size!!! As for the height, it’s almost the width of a smart phone, like Jesus!
And that binding…frikkin chef’s kiss!!!!
THE BEST NOVEL – Fingersmith!
THE BEST ADAPTATION – The Handmaiden!
And now we have the best damn side book ever created!
My life is practically complete! I have no complaints anymore! I already have the perfect book, which spawned the perfect movie, that has given birth to great side content, like…I feel as if I just skipped to the top of Maslow’s Hierarchy!
As for what’s in the book, lots and lots of images , like, 90% photos and 10% interview and other BTS talk!
Now if you will excuse me, I am heading back in for round three!
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