Y U DO This NETFLIX!?!!! I am so frikkin not okay with THIS!!!
Yeah, they just went and fucked us again in the ass!! That’s right, they frikkin cancelled this show!!!
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See, see this?!!! This is why I am shouting at them producers to stop half-assing season 1s expecting frikkin sequels! Just tell the story you want to tell in the first season and let the extra ideas go into subsequent seasons, if they happen!!!
Fuck!
And Netflix is blaming COVID for the cancellation, like, are you frikkin retarded?! You think we are that stupid! Everyone knows that you are the one that saw the most benefits from this pandemic! FFS, you surpassed all studios in revenue this year because of COVID!
You frikkin have the money! That is not frikkin excuse! At the very least a delay we would have understood! But cancellation?!!
Fuck that!
Look, with GYPSY I understand. It was not loved by most critics and being mature not a lot of audience. Even EVERYTHING SUCKS I understood seeing as it’s story was at least told in the first season! You could leave it at that and all would be well!
But frikkin IANOWT was not only popular but it was loved by many!
Fuck this shit!
And the year (and the week for that matter) was going just fine…
Okay, I know that 2020 is going down in history as one of the worst years for humanity but we have to face another truth of 2020 – It is hands down the most feasting year in the history of the community!
Go on, count the gems that we’ve gotten so far this year, and we still have 4 months to go! I know this has been a shit year but it has also provided for us of the community!
Another of said feasts, courtesy of Netflix, once again, is this teen series TEENAGE BOUNTY HUNTERS.
You know, I was this close to not even watching this series because the trailer didn’t give anything away. Then I learned that the girls were twin sisters and you can imagine my enthusiasm then…none existent it was!
But I had nothing to watch and my PC is dead so I scheduled it anyway, but even then I had to wait days until I had literally nothing left on my phone to watch it!
But the battle was only starting! Upon watching I almost dropped the thing after the first episode but again, I had nothing else to fall back on so, I fought on…And let me tell you that the feeling of being rewarded after sacrifice of precious time, suffering through het after het after het, that feeling never gets old!
Especially if the main character, or one of the major characters is the one that delivers, especially when they start out with boyfriends then they end up with girlfriends!
It’s a heavenly feeling, it is!
Unfortunately, while I’m tired of beating a dead horse, I need to say it once again, fuckin stop chopping series in half FFS! Why can’t writers and directors these days just fuckin finish an arc or the story instead of ending it in the fuckin middle of scene as if it was a transition or end of an episode?!
It’s the frikkin end of the goddamn season, or series if you never get a sequel!
Just, stop this nonsense already…fuck!
Yes, this series too ended on that bulshit and what’s worse, our girls also got to suffer for that bullshit! Well, they suffered because of shit story-telling but now we have to wait and wonder about their future like the damn series in general!
Now, this isn’t new so of course it isn’t that anger-inducing, what is, is the way our girls’ relationship was frikkin left! Oh, you are so not ready for this! Streets would burn for this fuckery!
So, Sterling, one of the twins that are our protagonists, starts out straight, she is dating the school alpha joke, who is actually really nice and I like him. She is all proper and good where her sister is rough and the one I thought might be gay.
Sterling has a rival at school in a even more proper a Catholic – April. The two are enemies but we find out they have a past and were close until an incident.
Anyway, circumstances get them to make up a little bit and coincidentally, Sterling is having boyfriend problems after her having sex with him gets out, in a Catholic school. They both lose their status and as such Sterling explores other options in other guys with tips from her sister.
But while she smooches every guy on the opposing debate school teams, none do anything for her libido other than help her lose some stress and it is not until April all but just touches her arm, and Sterling libido is sent into overdrive!
She literally faps at the thought of April just touching her bicep! I kid you not!
She had never done that before, nor has she ever reached nirvana…if you know what I mean…
I don’t mean to brag but I actually knew something was about to happen between April and Sterling after that arm touching scene. Though I did not expect Sterling walking to the school closet right then and there and fapping at the thought of April’s hand on her arm.
It was intense!
Anyway, they got together after that, in secret of course but things were looking great! I was on cloud 9! I was like, now this is how you do a relationship! Not that CURON bullshit where you go from 0 to 60 in the first episode only things to blow up two episodes later!
Alas, little did I know what was about to come was even worse than what happened in that series!
I don’t care what the reason was, we were never even showed how terrible April’s dad was so we don’t know but her fuckin flirting with Sterling’s ex, after coming out clear as day that she was gay and she knew she was gay without a doubt since grade 2, and then ignoring Sterling on the day they were supposed to play with the petals ( hehehe) then flirting with her ex.
That’s a fuckin no no!
But wait, it gets better ( worse really), that Sterling then decides for some reason that it was the right moment to get back with her ex and kissing him right after her and April speak!
And did I mention that the series ends the exact same episode?!
Can you like, fuckin believe that shit?!
Ha….look, I love April and Sterling and if they do get a second season, I will be all over them but if they don’t, I won’t cry any tears for them either!
Like, this is on the writers! Their conflict at the end was the bulshitiest bulshit I have ever seen! It was clear that April was lost but her pain was lost in the air like the unseen faults of her Dad of her Dad’s that we were never shown to warrant such a 360! Sterling fuckin making out with her ex, who had just asked if it was okay to ask April out, was also a fuckin shit show of writing!
God!
Anyway, my fingers are getting tired from typing on my phone so I’m calling it quits! But God, if this doesn’t come back in a second season and if April and Sterling don’t work out, what a fuckin waste!
They were pretty cute together, as you see in the pics…
Oh well, it’s not like we are starved in 2020, like I said.
Yes, this is that Director that slapped some sense into the Idol world with AKB48’s Heavy Rotation MV! She then went on to kill it in the movies with Sawajiri Erika’s return hit Helter Skelter, that also starred Mizuhara Kiho, both of whom by the way, are among the cameos that graced this Netflix series – Followers!!!
Given her limited number of projects though, I think I have already pegged her! She is in that same slot as Sion Sono as they have a lot in common in the way they shoot their projects and the subject matters they put forward along with the way they shoot their yuri!!!
Speaking of yuri, our girl Sunny (played by KOM_I) is the fuckin shit!! Total girlfriend material right here! Her character is worlds and beyond fuckin everything!!! She is cool, she is fashionable, she is good hearted, she is 100% gaygod, she is an artist, she is a goddamn ICON!!!
God Damn, I only watched this series yesterday and I already dreamed about her! Like, what the hell even…
Now, as for the real meat of the yuri in this show, and by that I mean Sunny and Natsume (Ikeda Elaiza), this was the most painful love I have seen in a long while! I am kinda pissed off at the ending, like, they did not make it clear where Sunny and Natsume stand!
Yeah, one can guess that she loves Dick and does not return Sunny’s feelings but all we go that shows that she denied her was the (maybe) sorry she gave during the confession scene but one can take is too as her apologising for un-knowingly hurting Sunny!
And Sunny did make it clear that she would be loving Natsume still from now on and forever given the way she swore to stand by Natsume no matter what! Watch the video to see what a great confession scene that was!
And speaking of video, I think I broke the record of longest MV ever!!! Like, almost 9 frikkin minutes people!!! NINE MINUTES!!!!
You thought I pitied those that watch just less than two minutes of an MV in the last post? Heh, poor people will want to go lie down for a week after this one, if they manage to finish it this decade ^^
Seriously though, I am happy with it and I think it needed to be that long to deliver the full feelings of Sunny and show Natsume’s side too. Yeah, it’s the dialogue that makes it that long!
Anyway, back to the love story, Nina left us hungry for the conculsions like she did with Helter Skelter’s Ririko and Kozue during the ending when Kozue went to Ririko’s bar!
That’s kinda of a dick…sorry, vagoo move there Mika!
But even so, all kinds of shippers can construct their own endings. Though it is sad that we never got a private convo between SUnny and Natsume since the confession (that happened in ep7 of 9), Natsume still interacted with Sunny as usual, in fact the very first kiss we see her give Sunny (albeit on the cheek) came after the confession so…And that tender moment during Limi’s final speech, kind of reflecting how Sunny held her face during the confession, is all kinds of mutualism, if you know what I mean…
But, even if one thinks that this is one-sided, it makes no difference! Sunny still made out with two other hot girls, in two of the hottest make out scenes you will ever see on Japanese Television! Nah, you will never see that on Japanese Television! That was ‘The Forest of Love’ levels of hotness!!!
Or am I? I mean the second season of this show just ended on a fabulous lesbian note and you know how Netflix is with gay shows….that aren’t OITNB of course! They get axed sometimes faster than you can even finish binge watching the show, and they are at most 12 episode shows! Anyway, jokes (or are they) aside…
God, I am such a sucker for stories where our girls dedicate and endanger their lives to save their lovelies! I just can’t not love such series, no matter what else is going on it it!
Netflix’s Kiss Me First is another such series (and just like its comrades, I doubt we will be seeing anything more from them, but then again, their story was kind of done….) as our girl Leila (Tallulah Haddon) is basically out here to save our other girl Tess (Simona Brown) and that is basically the whole series!
Yeah sure there are others that needed saving but most of them did not make it and the one that did, let,s just say she is lucky Leila did not kill her too!
Sadly it is only six episodes but I commend the show-runners in managing to write a coherent and somewhat complete story. Sure the other major part of the show (The game itself) was not that much touched upon but rally, who gives a tick about that! It’s what is going on inside the game, and our girls, that matters.
Gotta say though I wasn’t expecting the high rating in this. Tried my best to keep the video PG12 but in doing so sacrificed some yuri bits. Oh well, sometimes the yuri has to be sacrificed to tell the story (the music video story)
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