Of course I’ve seen it! Who do you think I am!!
What?! How do we lose?!!!
We fuckin don’t!!!
Last June we got the incredible Threesome in the FEAR STREET trilogy and look…A year later and Netflix is back with a bucket of food in the form of a lesbians’ version of Buffy and Angel and a different take on Resident Evil! Now this is the Resident Evil that does not have Alice which I can get behind, unlike that other recent try at a reboot!
Knocking aside, RESIDENT EVIL looks like it will deliver and I am 100% behind it, even though it’s gonna be awkward if those two turn out to be sisters…awkward for everyone else that is….huehuehue!
As for FIRST KILL, I am very picky when it comes to vampires as they are my favourite monsters so I hope to all that is good that they do the vamps respect and in doing that, that they also do the hunting respect!
Blade frkiin came out 100 years ago or something as did Buffy so any b-rate action and vampirism ain’t gonna cut it here Sistar!
But on the bright side, this looks like it’s going to be one cute couple in our girls at the very least and is that Nosferatu I see?! It’s been a while since I saw vampire Lords!
But when it comes to horror, it’s horror first and lesbians second you if the gay does not work out, the horror better be good enough to make up for it!
But there is no more place for glass-half-full thoughts around here so I am hoping for the these to blow us away! I have reached the time where I trust Netflix to deliver (sequels is a different conversation, okay?!) And are they starting to get into stylised Logos?! I am so there!
Anyway, can’t wait for next month (Legacies and our Hizzie episodes got delayed to June too, like, gay month much!?!)
Jump over for the trailers…
Yes, more gay content, and yes, it’s still January! If this is a sign of things to come, I really need to start an energy plan because I am going to need it to survive through 2022!
Ah sweet, sweet Vampire Princess Alisa von Vamalia, I mean Anastasia Martin, finally, you came to the right side of life! Seriously, I just so love her and wished with all my being for her Vampire Character in HEIRS OF THE NIGHT to be at least Bi but unfortunately, that dream got squashed and instead we got….No, this is not that conversation!
The conversation is that she has finally given us a gay character in a new Netflix series and I nearly lost my marbles!
Everyone is so damn thirsty this year, and I love it!!
Seriously though why is everyone so thirsty this year?!! And so damn hungry too! Not that I am complaining! Gotta feed the Beast and it seems that content this year already are here to save the day, the way they are feeding our hungry girls!
Y U DO This NETFLIX!?!!! I am so frikkin not okay with THIS!!!
Yeah, they just went and fucked us again in the ass!! That’s right, they frikkin cancelled this show!!!
See, see this?!!! This is why I am shouting at them producers to stop half-assing season 1s expecting frikkin sequels! Just tell the story you want to tell in the first season and let the extra ideas go into subsequent seasons, if they happen!!!
And Netflix is blaming COVID for the cancellation, like, are you frikkin retarded?! You think we are that stupid! Everyone knows that you are the one that saw the most benefits from this pandemic! FFS, you surpassed all studios in revenue this year because of COVID!
You frikkin have the money! That is not frikkin excuse! At the very least a delay we would have understood! But cancellation?!!
Look, with GYPSY I understand. It was not loved by most critics and being mature not a lot of audience. Even EVERYTHING SUCKS I understood seeing as it’s story was at least told in the first season! You could leave it at that and all would be well!
But frikkin IANOWT was not only popular but it was loved by many!
Fuck this shit!
And the year (and the week for that matter) was going just fine…
God Damn It!