I already wrote about this one, in case anyone missed it HERE.
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Irma Vep [HBO Series]
I love Alicia’s voice, Jesus Christ!
And now with that stupid coming out opener, let’s talk about this new HBO series of hers that just started airing.
I usually don’t do documentary-style content, as this is a series more about the making of a show, sorry, an 8-part movie <insert blueprint meme>, titled Vampires and Alicia is playing a character from this remake named Irma Vep, hence the title of the show.
I guess that means that we are going to have eight episodes, to match the eight parts of the movie they are shooting. Will we ever get to see the finished product? Who knows!
Anyway, I am here for the BTS for a change, as we follow Mira’s life and her absolute submissive of a relationship with one time girlfriend/assistant Laurie – Laurie who went and left her for yet another of her lovers, but for some reason Mira is still so obsessed with Laurie to the point of letting her order her around like they were still in a relationship and playing S&M!
Seriously, Mira has it bad for Laurie! Yeah, sure that’s what love is sometimes but I feel kind of sorry for her. I bet you if Laurie just walked in one day and said let’s get back together, Mira would be like, LET’S! Heck, no use betting when in this very episode Laurie had Mira begging out loud for them to get back together!
Even after that ending where Laurie had Mira waiting for her for ages for their date, not only for Laurie to arrive late but to just say that she has to leave and go back to LA (they are currently in Paris). Basically, had Mira sitting there putting her schedule out of order only for her to not even have the time for Mira.
Yeah, I don’t think I am a fan of Laurie!
I wonder where the story is going from here. Mira has to stay in Paris for the foreseeable future and Laurie has gone back to LA. Will they get the time to work things out and get back together or will Mira move on and meet another girl in Paris?
Another part of me is like, will history repeat itself and see Mira getting together with Regina – her new assistant? Thought I have to say Regina looks like she has her head on straight so I doubt she will be into flings! What then, will they use her to teach Mira a lesson in relationships, as she says, she doesn’t do monogamy, meaning that she hasn’t really gotten it yet!
Nothing to do but wait I guess…
Warrior Nun S2 Teaser
So, it’s Netflix Geek Week where they show off their upcoming content and guess what just got teased!!!!
Just my most anticipated new series season of all time in WARRIR NUN!!!!
Never seen Beatrice so happy as when she was dancing with Ava! Like, is this the same Beatrice we all know and love from the first season!! I mean, we knew she was emotional in fact as per her coming out in season one but still!
Just, just look at her! How to not fall in love!!! Ava, you had better take care of her, you hear me!!!
Because from what I can see, you are about to hurt her, not because of the tears scene (what is going on there!?! Why is Beatrice wearing a Divinium Necklace?!) but because of this Dude! Dude, who the fuck are you?! Where did you come from?! Surely you aren’t that Traitor’s replacement, seeing as you are some kind of detective!
What, is Ava really just gonna make Beatrice work for it!?! They had better not make this a threesome! I hate threesomes! If that happens I’ll dump this series faster than Ava can go through a wall!
Positive thoughts B.G, positive thoughts…
In other news, why did I not know that Camilla had short hair?! And is she being seduced to the dark side in the teaser!?! Whee, Winter is too far away! I need more right now!
Like, you can’t just dump Avatrice content like this and call it quits for months!
Aaaaahhhhh!
Vid – I Wanna Love You Forever [Rebelde Netflix]
And I Took That Personally!!!
Kamisama no Hekohiiki / 神様のえこひいき
Because, not to be dramatic, but this feels like a personal attack or something!
I mean, I just knew, I just knew but I had to check this out..for Science, and for you all! And also because I had written about another series where a Guy went into a girl’s body so I couldn’t skip this and a chance to ask if it’s still gay if a guy is in a girl’s body!
Seriously though, I feel attacked with this series from Hulu Japan!
Now, this is actually a fantastic show for gays! The main ship is goddamn near perfect! I literally want to get on my knees and kiss these fuckers. But Fuckers they still are!
Because they did a perfect job with the main ship, which is a BL story but somehow, somehow they found a way to fuck us GL community in the ass real hard!
Okay, the more I think about this the more pissed I am becoming!
I knew from the get go that this would not end well, given the body swap thing and given that the main character is in love with his best friend! There was no way this would have ended well for yuri!
But I did not expect the fuckery we were fed!
This is 2022 goddamnit!!!! I do not care if this is based on an existing story, fuckin change something! It’s a goddamn adaptation not a direct translation FFS!!!
And to think that we get this treatment in a series that is about a goddamn perfect gay coming out story, like fuckin hell I am about to…about to…
Rin (The long haired, played by Arai Myra), falls in love with a transfer girl, only this girl is actually a fellow boy classmate who got into an accident and a god gave him a second chance to be able to fall in love with his best friend whom he confessed to and got rejected right after dying so he wished to be reborn as a girl so they could be able to be together.
In other words, Rin fell in love with Kagura (Played by acquainted SAKI member – Sakurada Hiyori) ! I do understand wanting to create drama by having herself question if she really loves Kagura the girl or the personality inside! But if she really loved the personality, she would have fallen for Yashiro when he was a guy seeing as she knew him given she was his best friend’s girlfriend!
The fact that she did not but fell in love with Kagura shouldn’t be given the ‘I love the person inside’ debate heavy!
But I’ll allow it, for drama! But even given that, even as they made a big deal about her having to make a decision, even as she is all whispering in a sleeping real Kagura inside Yashiro’s body, about her waking up so they could talk, even as they promise to have her confront real Kagura and explore those feelings with real Kagura as well.
Guess what happens when real Kagura wakes up…
NOTHING!!!!
FUCKIN NOTHING!!!!
They do not talk about it. No one brings up the fact that Rin loves Kagura! Despite Rin always referring to Yashiro in Kagura’s body as Kagura and never Yashiro, she just decides that she loves Yashiro inside Kagura without even giving the real Kagura a chance!
And then to run salt in the wound, the real Kagura also somehow also falls in love with Yashiro, inside her own body!!! Like, WTF!?!!
They also had like a whole as episode where Kagura and Yashiro were back in their own bodies but did we have Rin and Kagura alone for even a second of it? No, fuck us that’s what!!!
Like, I wouldn’t be this mad otherwise but the fact that this was a gay story and they BL couple got a perfect storyline while the GL got fuckin pissed on again just doesn’t sit right with me!
Fuckin hell!
Ok, I’mma quit out of here before I start spitting literal fire!
Look, if you love BL, this is literally the best thing I have seen out of Japan! Just watch it and save it and buy it if it ever becomes available! This shit is perfect. If it was the GL that was the main one, I would have hailed this as the best ever!
GLers, stay the fuck away from this! For the love of all that is yuri, please stay far away!
Ja!
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