So…A longer (If not FULL) PV of my favourite 48 group NMB48’s 5th single ‘Virginity’ has been let loose!

To many, especially those who require goggles, this may be disappointing and even to those who don’t, like myself, I have to say that it could have done with less dance and more of the background story!

And MORE MAACHUN!!!! There was like only two or less instances of her in the frikkin video!!! Just because she took the front lines in the dance of the virgins on celibacy night doesn’t mean I will let them get away with it!

Seriously, all other senbatsu members got their just desserts and the none senbatsu like The Jo and Airi and some other girl I have yet to know well!

Arg!

Any way, I picked up some clues (Ha! take that Sherlock!) in this PV so let’s get started on them…

 

It’s the year 20XX

We see Sayanee giving a visit to someone…It’s None other than Milky. We jump in the middle of what looks to be an argument…

Milky: That was High School. We were playing around.
Sayanee: I wasn’t playing around! I…I loved you!…I-I love you~
Milky: Please leave…And don’t come here again! *Slams Door*

Later at her home…

Sayanee: That Bitch! *Raeps bed!* She was just playing around huh! *Hits it some more* Well…We will see about that!

At the local hospital, Nana-sensei is busy going down on someone when…

Ainyan: Sensei! We have an emergency. Patient No.060 is…
Nana-sensei: O.O
*A muffled voice that sounds farmiliar comes from under the desk*: Ahn_ No! Don’t stop!
Ainyan: “…”

Ainyan pours her broken heart out to her best pal Sayanee during after work ‘pub time’

Ainyan: Tha-That bitch *sniffs* *gulps* I can’t believe it that she’s been…*Gulp* All this time…*Waaaaah”*
Sayanee: *Totally pissed OFF* That’s fuckkin it!

Sayanee gives Milky the final visit…

Milky: Oh great, it’s you again! What in the fuckkin- *gets cut off by a sweet Sayanee)
Sayanee: *Hold up hands in surrender with a smile* Hey, hey, calm down. I just wanted to come and say goodbye properly, okay? Here,*Hands Milky a basket of fruits* ( yes, tomatoes are fruits AND vegetables) it’s not much but I hope you accept this at least. Well then…Thank you for that short trip to heaven you gave me. it may have meant nothing to you but it meant the world to me. I will never forget it. So…thank you! Well then…Bye Miyuki-chan~ (See what I did there?)
Milky: *Looks on with a strange expression as Sayanee walks away*…When she can’t see her anymore, Milky closes the door and after leaning against it for a while, she reaches into the basket for a tomato. She takes a bite as a tear roles down her cheek…Then…

As she leaves, a non-mistakable ‘thud‘ reaches Sayanee’s ears.

Sayanee: *Just grins and continues walking*

THE END!

Sayanee – A very terrifying woman!

But that’s not all…

There is something going on between The Jo and Bishi-Airi. things aren’t looking very great though

 

 

Either she’s shouting at the top of her lungs – “ I LOVE YOU AIRI-SENPAI”  or Maachun and Ripopo are knocked out by the lolific bust or pansu!

Later, The Jo best pal has finally had with with this silly crush that’s going nowhere and leaving her friend, her secret crush, only hurt in the process!

Le Pal: Why don’t you just forget about her Jo! You will only get hurt further.
The Jo: …You don’t understand…
Le Pal: Oh for…Why can’t you see that there are many who will do anything for you?! She can’t be the only source of happiness for you! I…I…
The Jo: Looks on expectantly…

*Scene-fuckkin-cut!!*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

Any way…

Mirurun is so the Boss bitch of this team!

 
 
 

Maachun breaking it down with the virgin-gundan (All none-virgins to the back…sorry!

And Sayanee’s awesomeness simply demands to be fuckkin blogged!

In other words…

I love it and the song is already stuck in my head!

People are already looking at this strange person who is singing about Virginity in public like a maniac!