These file sizes are getting out of hand…LOL!
Enlightenment, I have attained it!
And there it is Ladies and Gentlemen – The final course of 2020 – Ammonite has arrived!
A round of applause for 2020 dear Readers! A big round of applause!
Seriously, like, what more can anyone of the community ask for?!! The movies have delivered! The shows have delivered! Anime has delivered! Games have delivered! Music has delivered! Fan Fiction of course has delivered! And even my Twins have delivered (more on this in the future)!!!
Like, I feel very guilty even wanting more content in the near future! We have been fed so good this year that the only complaints should be towards…nay, not even IT (that shan’t be named), I mean, people get sick all the time so that isn’t anything new!
Back to the movie at hand – MEIN GOTT!!!!
I don’t know exactly what I expected but I can assure you all this movie is not what I expected!!! I mean, this is Kate frikkin Winslet we are talking about here! This is THE Saoirse Ronan we are talking about here!!!! I frikkin did not expect the level of content we got!!!
Like, listen, as the movie progressed I was like, yeah, this is what I expected and then things just kept on escalating and I just had to slap myself to make sure that I wasn’t dreaming!
Seriously, I have to confess, it is going to take me a long time to see these two as their old selves again! There is this interview of the two months and months back that’s on YouTube that I can’t even watch now with the right state of mind!
My mind is frikkin gone!!!
Like, I don’t even know what to say! I have literally just finished watching the movie right now so I have zero seconds to even digest, all I know is that I just have to write about it ASAP because I am smelling, hearing, feeling and even seeing this movie behind my eyelids as I type this!!!
This is Kim Min-hee as Miss Hideko levels of shooketh! Please God, please, give me a UHD Blu-ray of this movie, I beg of you! This one is going behind the glass shelf, right next to the likes of The Handmaiden, A Girl At My Door, Spider Lilies and the like!
That first kiss, that kitchen scene, that last bed scene…I can’t even…Like if you haven’t seen this movie yet, just stop whatever you are doing and get to it! If you are short on time, you have my permission to wait until the weekend because while watching this you will be tempted to fast forward (it is that kind of movie) but just like books, the more attention you pay the more you will enjoy what comes when it comes!
I frikkin love this movie!
All Hail 2020!
Dear 2020, how about we chill the frack out for a minute, huh!!!
It sure feels like forever since we found out that Kate Winslet and Saoirse Ronan were going to be lovers in some movie, hasn’t it!! Bit the moment is finally here! And if IMDB is to be believed, then we will be seeing this much needed seriously hardcore A-list acted lesbian gem of a movie as early as November this year!
Yeah, I am still sceptical given that we are only like, three months away if not less, and we are only getting the first trailer! But then again, given the fact that studios aren’t relying that much on just cinemas, I guess it is possible!
Seriously though, for some reason I was completely floored by this trailer! I am not sure what I expected but I did not expect the amount of sauce we got served! I couldn’t help it but see all these notes that would fit right into The Handmaiden and in fact, I think I already even know what my favourite scene will be, like the bath scene from said movie!
Seriously, my jaw is still on the floor! They really did not hold back! And if we are seeing this much sauce in just the trailer, can you just imagine what we are about to be served in the movie itself?!!
It’s just so good to see that some directors were paying attention in 2016 and took notes from the greatest lesbian movie ever made! Either go all out or go home and while this doesn’t seem to be as deep, I am already sold and in fact, I am ready to give this the trophy for movie of the year!
God, that was so damn hot!
I still can’t believe this is the legendary Kate and the one and only Saoirse that we are talking about here!! This is like Hailee in Dickinson levels of shock!
I swear, this year will be going down in books of history but in mine it will be for a completely different reason! 2020 is the undisputed champion as we speak and Ammonite will cement that fact in stone! In fact, there is still months to go so something else might even happen before then!
Praised be, for we have been given great food lately!
I mean Kate Winslet and Saoirse?! What is this, an alternate dimension?! God,I can’t wait for this movie! Meanwhile, I will be enjoying another Kristen Stewart lesbian movie, in which she makes out with Chloe Sevigny!
Have a nice Monday!