Well well, you know what they say about the Flash…I mean, what they say about being late – It’s leagues better than never!
And I gotta say I was right in waiting! Because I got more material to work with in regards to ELSANNA than if I had jumped the gun from the get go! And why now? Why not wait for the sequel next year?
I think I speak for everyone when I say I have my doubts about Frozen 2! Disney has a very bad track record when it comes to fucking up ships in sequels! Which has me greatly worried for not only FROZEN 2 but also MALEFICENT 2! I sure pray to the good Lord that they don’t do it now! Hopefully that fiasco with Alice Through the Looking Glass got them to rethink their forced het!
Anyway, I kind of missed the ball on this too. I should have posted it on Christmas! But as it is, I made slight modifications to make it less…Christmasey… Hope you like…
And almost on the clock Maleficent 2 is upon us! 2010 was Alice in Wonderland, 2014 was Maleficent and now we have ourselves a sequel (Through the Looking Glass didn’t happen, okay?!!) You all know how I feel about the first movie. I couldn’t shut up about it, from every single trailer to it coming out!
Maleficent and Aurora are back *Screams in gay* but they are not alone! Look at the set chairs above…That’s right, The Snow Queen is coming!!
Yes, I am with you. I too hoped it would the Elsa somehow coming to the Live Action but alas! Michelle though, I have no qualms whatsoever! I am already salivating at the prospect of the magic battle between the two (if Queen Ingrid does indeed have magic too, which then would make her Elsa so…)
What if it is over Princess Aurora?!
Ok, I got to stop making my brain puff steam! But I can’t help it! Either Queen Ingrid plays the card to turn Aurora against Maleficent, splits them up by insisting that she is family and Aurora should be with her family (that did not work out very well last time but the King was a dick so), or Queen Ingrid turns out to be evil.
Either way, I am there! And I know the core relationship will be between Aurora and Maleficent anyway.
Then again with the shit Disney pulled with Alice the Non-existent sequel…
No, stay positive BG!!!
Just looking at those pics of Angelina and Elle on set make are turning me back to 2014!
PS: Sorry about the top image. I just had a thought of The White Queen and Maleficent being in the same movie and I nearly wet myself (ahem)…
So dear Readers, I just watched the Frozen Fever short movie!
Mein Gott! What did I just watch?! This can’t be real! There is no way this is real! Disney did not so make this! I refuse to believe it! This is not something that the real deal Disney could have released! No way! This is stuff for fan Fiction!
That’s right, I get it now! This was some fan made short that Disney thought was good enough to show to the masses! It makes sense to release it as a part of a different movie. That makes everything clear! I am so glad I did not see this in the cinema because I can’t comprehend the awkward atmosphere there as people watched this trying very hard not to see all the Elsanna hitting them in their faces 7-D style! Sure the reason I didn’t go to the cinema at the time was because I wouldn’t have been caught dead watching a purely fantastical romance movie like Cinderella but still…
Seriously people, what is this?! I had to turn off the subs because everything was just so gay especially when you paid attention to the lyrics as Elsa guided Anna along the red string…THE RED frikkin STRING people! They did the…the string…they….and the lyrics and the cake and the gifts and the…
Oh! My! God!
Even the damn title! ‘Frozen Fever’?! You betcha butt it’s the frikkin Frozen Fever! And you just went and increased the mortality rate with this short release that couldn’t have screamed ‘Elsanna’ any louder even if it tried to. Forget the incoming sequel, unless Anna refuses to marry K when he proposes, and those two sleep in the same bed (not like that you perv), there is no way they can make Elsanna anymore solid than this short movie!
Seven minutes. More like 7min of eternity! It took me close to an hour to finally stop watching that video and move onto the next in the queue! I finally understand all the hype! The exchanges between Elsa and Anna, the touches, the looks, the dialogue, every damn thing were stuff of fiction! I don’t even…