百合 Goggles

Yukirin Is Love. Yuri Is Life!


FACT – Tsunku is a Yuri Goggles Lurker!

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Berryz Kobo – Erotic ROCK!



I died, didn’t I?!! Who frikkin killed me!?! This…This can’t be real! OMG!!?! Tots freaking out hours after a screamfest while watching the PV like it was some kind of Asian horror or something! I swear a neighbour knocked on my door thinking something serious was going down, like say, bloody murder! Now I remember! It was you Tsunku! It was you who killed me!?!!

OMG this PV! This frikkin song! I don’t even know where to start!! They had my curiosity with just the title but then when those first few secs of silhouettes kicked in, I was done for! There was no chance of survival once I laid my greedy eyes on ma H!P Oshi Kumai-chan slashing a baddass coat with not only Risako but Miyabi-chan on either of her arms!

OMG!!! *Queue more hyperventilation!*

Then there is Maasa-kun! Jesus that boy was serious business! She had the feel, the look and the act all down to par so perfectly I doubt that is a girl anymore. No, those aren’t boobs. Surely they are pads! Girls like her in this PV just don’t exist! The way she was playing Momoko like she was some kind of…Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

But that little tease didn’t stop there, no! He had to go and turn Chinami into a guy too >.< God please save my soul! Chinami looked the part very well too, thanks to her already boyish looks and Captain (Saki) was her mistress!

Darn it Tsunku! I could kiss you right now!

But then there is Overlord Yurina-sama! While the other two already looked the part in their real lives, Yurina on the other hand is the beauty of the group and there is just no way she could pull off a real Danso but then it hit me like a freight train – The girler the gayer and by the gods, if Yurina isn’t the description of Alpha here! She looks like those girls you see in most Western gay movies where a girl does her best to appear masculine and yet she leaves the delicacy of the woman within. I was having ‘Tipping the Velvet’ flashbacks and if you read the books or watched the movies, you know of whom I am referring to! And it is also no secret that I am a Risako/Yurina shipper. For crying out loud I even wrote a fic about them accompanied with pics! So when Heaven’s doors opened with a close-up and personal angle of these two, I almost brought the house down! God, I only remember screaming so frikking loud while watching a PV during the KataFina teaser viewing!

I feel so hyper right about now you dear Readers have no idea! It’s like I bought a Keg of Monster and downed it in one go! There is a face-splitting grin on my face even as I type this that I can’t seem to get rid of. I know for sure sleep tonight won’t come easy.

Then the is the lyrics…

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Remembering the title of this song [EROTIC ROCK], I was like…


Dear Zeus!!!!

I had to re-watch this PV, this time just watching the lyric translations and trying real hard to not turn every single line on its head, then back to its bottom just so I can add the dots together. Tried being the keyword here because apparently, it was a straight line from the very beginning! I forget that these are no longer the lolis from way back when but adults now still…damn~

And is it just me or is Yurina kike, the centre of Berryz! From the latest PV’s I’ve been watching she seems to hog the most lines and screen-time and dat placement but I might be biased! She is after all, my H!P No.1. This is why I love Tsunku over AkiP! He cares not about the damn human body structure while he call the shots unlike Yasusu!

Any way, back to the title of this post, last time I posted about Smileage’s Atarashi Watashi ni nare and said that if Tsunku wished to win me back, he had to do more. Looks like that little devil actually did it! I refuse to believe my wonderful readers are rumourmongers so the only conclusion is that Tsunku was here somewhere, saw my challenge and tot’s accepted!

I lost!




Loudly screams – “ABRAKADABRA!”


Aww. yeah~ Slap dat-


Risako-sama: Go Downtown
Masseuse: Yes Mistress

All Caps and more gifs after the jump…

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The week so far

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I’ve been trying to resist Akachun

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Something weird is going on with SayuMai

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I’ve been noticing a good deal of Sakumeeru lately…

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Gay subtext in a movie you shouldn’t watch

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Finally gotten around to the awaited Itou2

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Natsuki’s jelly levels could feed a whole country

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H!P is still trying hard to win me over again, now with the help of smileage

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And I find myself wondering whether Sasshi is an HKT or AKB member!

I mean, she was even among the KN members and had their uniform too and not HKT48. I remember someone mentioning that now that she is centre, she is gonna be drugged back to AKB, I guess their speculations are turning into facts now.

Any way, let’s move on…

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[Smileage] Samui ne – Must. Not. Give. In!

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Well then, here i go back to Smileage after so long….

Yes, I was into them when they first came onto the scene and blew my take on H!P out of the window. They were so…fresh and out of theme for H!P that I just could not resist but then the graduations started happening and by the little numbers of members back then, you can imagine my feels!

So I dumped them.

But now I feel like returning because of their latest single ~Samui ne~

Well, I felt like returning after watching this HM performance of the single.

Seriously tho, looking at them caps above, what exactly don’t they have?

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Sweet Revenge

Maimi gets it

Seriously though, the more I see of this performance, the more I am lost as to how it’s possible for it to be an H!P production.

I mean I would have expected this from M!M not C-ute. I am still adjusting to seeing them all grown-up but I guess there shouldn’t be any surprises that they can now release PV like this.

Actually, it’s now the reversal. Morning Musume has got the youngest members now of the three (M!M, C-ute and Berryz) so it’s the other groups that were the lolis years ago that do the cool things while M!M are back to cute things! Indeed, now all I need is a Risako/Yurina make-out PV and H!P will re-rent my soul.

But damn, if Maimi ain’t looking very into it in those caps (especially the top one). Can you imagine the training time (while rehearsing) for that scene?! They probably grabbed each other in places by accident and all that.


I have to say that though the way Tsunku’s music (it all sounds the same some-how O.o) formulated isn’t my cup of tea, I am catching myself slowly returning over there just for the PVs. And AkiP’s phobia of BluRay is like oiling the machine >_>

I mean seriously, what’s his deal?! That is a very big cash cow right there! Just release the current stages on Bluray and you will be a billionaire in a week but Nooooo – DVDs…

I am disappoint AkiP