The Euphoria Specials Begin…
Enlightenment, I have attained it!
And there it is Ladies and Gentlemen – The final course of 2020 – Ammonite has arrived!
A round of applause for 2020 dear Readers! A big round of applause!
Seriously, like, what more can anyone of the community ask for?!! The movies have delivered! The shows have delivered! Anime has delivered! Games have delivered! Music has delivered! Fan Fiction of course has delivered! And even my Twins have delivered (more on this in the future)!!!
Like, I feel very guilty even wanting more content in the near future! We have been fed so good this year that the only complaints should be towards…nay, not even IT (that shan’t be named), I mean, people get sick all the time so that isn’t anything new!
Back to the movie at hand – MEIN GOTT!!!!
I don’t know exactly what I expected but I can assure you all this movie is not what I expected!!! I mean, this is Kate frikkin Winslet we are talking about here! This is THE Saoirse Ronan we are talking about here!!!! I frikkin did not expect the level of content we got!!!
Like, listen, as the movie progressed I was like, yeah, this is what I expected and then things just kept on escalating and I just had to slap myself to make sure that I wasn’t dreaming!
Seriously, I have to confess, it is going to take me a long time to see these two as their old selves again! There is this interview of the two months and months back that’s on YouTube that I can’t even watch now with the right state of mind!
My mind is frikkin gone!!!
Like, I don’t even know what to say! I have literally just finished watching the movie right now so I have zero seconds to even digest, all I know is that I just have to write about it ASAP because I am smelling, hearing, feeling and even seeing this movie behind my eyelids as I type this!!!
This is Kim Min-hee as Miss Hideko levels of shooketh! Please God, please, give me a UHD Blu-ray of this movie, I beg of you! This one is going behind the glass shelf, right next to the likes of The Handmaiden, A Girl At My Door, Spider Lilies and the like!
That first kiss, that kitchen scene, that last bed scene…I can’t even…Like if you haven’t seen this movie yet, just stop whatever you are doing and get to it! If you are short on time, you have my permission to wait until the weekend because while watching this you will be tempted to fast forward (it is that kind of movie) but just like books, the more attention you pay the more you will enjoy what comes when it comes!
I frikkin love this movie!
All Hail 2020!
Comes Little Responsibility!
Yeah, I’m sorry but my ISP is about to remove the word UNLIMITED from their marketing!
I was in TBs of bandwidth even while my internet was shitty and now yo tell me I have all this power at my fingertips?!
The internet is about to cry! I’m gonna make it cry! Time to wipe all my HDDs and start the game anew!
IGbps, mein gott!
Yeah, no, you are not experiencing deja-vu! This is a re-upload…well, kind of! Hence why I am not updating the original post but rather making a new one!
Youtube was at it back then too so I tried to get out some explicit scenes (but leaving some, because, hello!!!!) Let’s see what YouTube does now! If they strike it again I am rioting this time!
Anyway, I still can’t do justice to this movie, I mean, it is an impossible task given this is the greatest cinema that has ever cinema’d!
Hope you enjoy my ‘nice try’ desserts!
Oh man, no matter how much I tried I just couldn’t fit all I wanted into this video! I mean it’s almost 7mins long and it still feels like there is only about 10% I could put in there. Well, nothing is stopping me from making more, am I right? Like, there is a lot of yuri songs that I haven’t challenged yet. Songs that one can’t call themselves a yuri fan without having made a video using them. Songs like Gravity of Love and Almost all tATu songs! Ooh, I am getting all excited like…
Any way, in case you don’t catch it (that is, if the video is still rendering) the youtube video is in FullHD MAX quality so give it time to get there. The source is 700MB (in 4 parts) as you will see in the download link because there is no way I am doing any less for My No.01 yuri couple! No! Way! It looks very beautiful that I even cried where I had to use effects. I really hate video effects. They spoil my visual experience. This is why I rarely, if at all, use them in my AMVs.
Any way, I hope you enjoy and long live MadoHomu!