Just watched the latest episode of Euphoria S2 and…
Warning: Rated Z for Language!
Like, fuck me! Literally, everything I was praying not to happen just went and happened and I am up to here with this shit!
Like, what the fuck happened?! Did season one fuckin happen?! Did the two goddamn Special episodes even mean anything!?!
Someone please just tell me this is a dream!
How did we go from Jules eating out Rue from the very start of the episode, complimented with some fuckin awesome meta references as Rue tells us just how much she loves Jules…
How do we get from that to, literally minutes later, Jules fuckin making out with Dick! I saw that shit coming miles away but I gave the damn writers some credit that surely, they wouldn’t be that stupid!
I was dumb!
But that wasn’t even the worst! Jules then had the fuckin idea to string Rue into making out with Dick, because for some goddamn reason she has this view that Rue loves Dick! Spoilers, she does not!
Like, this time I am with everyone, FUCK YOU JULES!
And even as Rue got mad at her, even in her drugged state, because I choose to believe that even as high as she was, Rue knew something was really wrong there, and even as Rue got mad at her, Jules had the greatest fuckin idea to still go stay over to Dick’s, wear his shirt, and still continue to make out with him, as as Dick was hesitant and then explaining that Rue was far from sober and that Dick had been doing all kinds of drugs with Rue!
Guess what Jules decided to do? She still fuckin slept with Dick! Like…
And don’t even get me started on the other characters!! Like seriously, I am so mad right now and so done with this show until the whole season is finished and I see someone making sense of this whole shit show so far!
Like fuck, I haven’t been this mad for literally years! Seriously, fuck this episode!
This is so not a good start of February!
I’m so out of here!