What in the world is happening?!
It’s still January, right? Give me a sec, okay? I need to make sure…
*Checks Calendar on PC*
*Checks Calendar on Phone*
*Rings BF asking today’s date*
What is going on here!
What in the world is happening?!
It’s still January, right? Give me a sec, okay? I need to make sure…
*Checks Calendar on PC*
*Checks Calendar on Phone*
*Rings BF asking today’s date*
What is going on here!
Everyone is so damn thirsty this year, and I love it!!
Seriously though why is everyone so thirsty this year?!! And so damn hungry too! Not that I am complaining! Gotta feed the Beast and it seems that content this year already are here to save the day, the way they are feeding our hungry girls!
Meet Darth Vada (dark haired and played by Jenna Ortega) and Princess Mia (brunette and played by Maddie Ziegler)!
I call our Protag Darth Vada because first, her name is Vada (and it pronounced just like Vader so year) and second, she totally uses the force to suck life out of those around her though instead of lightsabers and magic tricks (feh) she uses her mouth and lips.
My type of force user right there, Ladies and Gentlemen!
World-ending, Demon-possessed, Pink-flavoured Goth Lesbians…
What’s not to like?!
I know I keep beating the drum, but it is no secret that I love Horror. It is my absolute favourite Genre! Now take that and add in Gays, take the extra mile and make them the main characters and you know I am gonna salivate while I worship such masterpieces!
Add in a very rare dose of the movie actually being good and well, I have found my answer to life! Mostly South Korea is the one that delivers this combination which is why it is my top source! I mean yeah, Japan makes great Horror movies too but with lesbian characters? Good luck finding one that isn’t a kind of soft parody!
From time to time though, other markets do bring out some gems and ‘Murica stroke yet again last year when they brought out a gem in, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!
“Have you guys fucked?”
I think you and I will get along new Dick! Seriously, this is the one thing I was going on and on about in regards to Rue and Jules! They are the alpha ship, so to speak of this wild show and yet they are the only ones who haven’t had sex!!! Like, how even!!
It is nice to know that the writers are aware of this singularity and while they are talking the talk so far without the walk, they have started crawling, like, three episodes into the second season but at least they are crawling!
Literally the only other reason why I haven’t written about this season yet despite having watched all three episodes already is because I was waiting for something to happen! We’ve already had a full fuckin season of kisses so how about we get something in this second season!! I mean these are high schooler for fucks sakes! There is nothing on the brain but sex and the show shows it apparently and yet here we are with the main character almost coming off as “asexual” (Seriously, me and new Dick will get along well, that is if he doesn’t become a villain by fuckin Jules, I am watching you fucker!)