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Wait, I have a gif that is a better representation of this whole thing…

There we go!

Looks like Cult activities are back on the menu Girls and Boys! Just when you thought BiSH was the end of the line, here comes the main course in the forms of PARADISES and GO TO THE BEDS!!

To the none initiated, Yukirin – AKB48’s Kashiwagi Yuki and my favourite Idol of all time, seriously, she is like God status while the others are only mere mortals! Anyway, Yukirin is joining the WACK Agency, after the successful collaboration on Yukirin’s last single – CAN YOU WALK WITH ME! He name under the Agency is YUKI-REISOLE, as let’s be honest, she needs to have a dual identity in order to survive, which she thankfully as, along with even a different YouTube Channel under WACK!

I wasn’t so sure in the last episode where she met BiSH but it seems like she will be joining all groups of WACK, kind of alike an inter-Idol Group Kennin! As part of the initiation process, she is meeting all the groups under WACK beginning with BiSH, which I already wrote about, and now she has met two other groups; PARADISES and GO TO THE BEDS!

As you can imagine, the news was quite the shock and even more so when you know what Groups she is joining! I mean, this is Yukirin we are talking about here! But while the BiSH episode was a shock of itself, that was just the appetisers!!

This time she gets to meet the seemingly most innocent of the groups under the Agency (PARADISES) and the worst of them all (GO TO THE BEDS).

It was so bad this episode that both groups got censored! Like, I have never seen voice censoring on YouTube videos until now! It’s serious business! At one point you could see Yukirin’s soul leave her body!

Yeah, she and I might not have thought this through!

For being the seemingly most innocent, and in fact the looks back up that claim, also they are the youngest group in WACK and hence their insecurity of being the underdog, when you think ‘Idol’ they might actually be the farthest from the concept, since apparently Love is allowed in this group and one even apparently has herself a boyfriend!

But that’s not even the gotcha part of the group! No, that is saved for their Battle Cry, which while at first it might sound like they are yelling out their group name, in fact there is a hidden NO-NO in there! It’s so well hidden Yukirin did not even catch it and she was gang-ho about doing it but just like her, I too totally missed it!

That is, instead of saying “PARADISES” it’s actually “PARADI-SEX”

That’s right, they yell out sex as their motivational cry!

Like, I can’t even…

When Yukirin got to join them, they had to censor that part because…um…hello!

Yeah, I am still not over that one!

Moving on to GO TO THE BEDS, as some might be aware, they are a sub-group of GANG PARADE, which was broken up into two group and the members who had been in that group the longest are the ones who make up GO TO THE BEDS!

The group is apparently so bad the Producer himself thinks that for Yukirin, it would be the group she least wanted to be a part of! And they do bring a plate of madness to back up the claims when Meganekko – I love those, which is why Atsuko is my favourite in BiSH and now YUi GA DOCKSON is my favourite in GO TO THE BEDS – Anyway, YUi gets herself not only voice-mosaic’d but face mosaic’d too, when she was explaining the worst thing she did (Because this is a BAD group, get it?).

I was so shocked I even forgot to be pissed that I did not find out what she had done due to all the censoring! Seriously, if anyone knows what she is referring to, you have my permission to let me know, ASAP!

Thank you!

But, like I said in the beginning, this is all seemingly! Just like PARADISES is seemingly the most Idol-like under WACK, GO TO THE BEDS is also seemingly the worst, well, at least where this video is concerned!

First off their ‘CALL’! It is the purest of all that we have heard so far! There is no horniness here and all there is is pure passion, and just like Yukirin, I too found their call the most motivational! Sure it was the most cult-like but damn, I wouldn’t mind joining this cult! Let’s play that gif…

Truly…Chef’s Kiss!

Yeah, I think I am liking Yukirin in GTTB more and more, almost as much as her in BiSH! I think CoCo was onto something there when she was yelling ‘At HOME AT HOME’ when Watanabe-sensei was saying that Yukirin wouldn’t want to join this group the most! It actually seems like she would fit in best in here! And really, if she is to fulfil her goal of changing, what better way than the most WACK group of them all!

But that’s not all, just like BiSH, Yukirin has fans here! So much so in fact that they even could perform TEMO DEMO NO NAMIDA! On in fact even went to the Handshake and unlike before, it was for Yukirin!

Yeah, the seeds are already in place!

This truly is going to be madness! Yukirin in these groups!! Like, that is something no one could have ever seen coming! This is like one of those 1 in a billion chances!

Seriously, I never knew I could love Yukirin any more than I already did but here we are! My Goddess is out there pulling power moves on top of supporting her own group, and speaking of which, in case someone did not know…

AKB48 are having a concert, an actual concert, first in a long time, to celebrate the 15th anniversary of the group and guess who is in charge? That’s right, Yukirin! And she’s in charge for more than just choosing the setlist!

Seriously, AKB doesn’t deserve her! She’s done so much already and still not even a solo centre single to her name!

For shame!

Anyway, life finds a way and just like Zack Snyder is finally getting his Justice from all the WB injustices, Yukirin too is getting her justice outside the group!

You love to see it!

Ja!

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