Holy Frozen Pussy…cats!!!

I…I…I don’t even know where to begin! What do I say? How do I ease you Dear Readers into this movie?!

God, I haven’t been this shook since…since…A SERBIAN FILM, and most similar to THE FALLEN – our resident legend director Park Chan-wook’s famous OLDBOY!

DO NOT!! I repeat – DO NOT WATCH THOSE MOVIES! OR THIS ONE!

Do not watch these three films unless you think you have seen it all! Unless you have balls or a pussy…cat of steel, don’t even dare go and try to watch these films!

I am not joking around! These are movies that will change you! You will be a different person after watching them from the person you were before you did! Let me put it this way, if you don’t know what 4chan is, let alone what /b/ is, don’t even dare!

Seriously, this is for your own good! These movies are not for the morally straight or easily disturbed!

Me? Unless you are new here, you know I have been places! I grew up on 4chan (and let me tell you, it has become sanitized over the years), have watched crazy Asian movies since I was out of primary school and all three mentioned films I have already watched and this will shock thee but by the time I got to them, I was already numb so to me it was nothing.

But seriously, don’t watch these films unless you know the mentioned two and think you are some badass person.

Don’t go complaining afterwards when you come out of this or those films completely broken! I have warned you! This whole opening piece is a warning!

DO NOT WATCH these films unless you know WTF you are in for!

Now then, if you are ready, let’s jump into another HIT to the solar plexus from Hong Kong.

 

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