The Sexual Energy!!!!!
Me: Hello 911, I wish to report a crime!!!
Officer: What is it Citizen?
Me: The most intense Lesbian energy has been murdered!!!
Officer: I am lost, isn’t that a good thing? All that energy could have killed you!
Me: Are you serious!?! Can I speak to your Superior please?
Superior Officer: Hello…
Me: THE MOST INTENSE LESBIAN ENERGY HAS BEEN MURDERED!!!
Superior: Okay, calm down. Explain it to me slowly.
Me: Lesbian energy! Nicole Kidman an—