No, it’s not gay!

Oh! My! God!

Have you ever seen a movie that tried so hard to convince you it was not gay that even Angels in Heaven and Demons in Hell rolled their eyes at the embarrassment?! No? Well, I have a movie that fits that spot perfectly!

Usually movies like this make me so angry I throw a fit for years to come but in the case of Banana Split, angry is the farthest emotion I have after watching this movie! In fact it is so embarrassing that I will even make a vid about it!

Yes, it’s that gay!

It’s so gay that even the camera used to shoot this movie turned gay!

In fact, if you watched this movie with a baby around, they would be crying ghey-ghey!

But guess what, despite the visible quantitative evidence, the movie goes out of its way to tell you that April and Clara are not gay! It says that but then it does the exact opposite! I swear to you, if you watch this movie and come away thinking that there’s nothing gay about it, I will get on my knees and kiss your feet!

Since I am making a video about this, I will just leave it here. I just wanted to let you all know my feelings about it!

Jump over for ghey caps…

Ja

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