Have you got it through your head yet? No?

Dare Me Dare Me Dare Me Dare Me Dare Me Dare Me Dare Me Dare Me Dare Me Dare Me Dare Me!!!!!!!!

If you are not watching this show, I am sorry but, what the hell yo?!! I have literally come back from the dead just to tell you all that you need to watch this show!!

If you have been following this from the very beginning, I forward my condolences for the pain the scene above caused you! Believe me, I am suffering along with you!

Beth, poor Beth!!! The first Squad Queen one can feel for, the first Queen who is actually not that much of a bitch! The first Queen to be the one to fall for her shadows!

And this is how they freakin treat her?! Yeah sure, I am not that innocent to think that on top of being THE ONE here she would not be written with some deformity but I dreamed, okay?! I dreamed that finally we got an all-rounder to represent but I was dead ass wrong!

That all being said, I actually love her even more because of these flaws because unlike most if not all other times, this is a very damn great show! The production values, Jesus! You would be hard pressed to think this series was only, and I mean, only based around cheerleading!

I want to go to the person that came up with this project, kiss them senseless and kiss their feet for good measure because Mein Gott! It’s been forever since I have watched a series this good in production that is on main stations!

But Beth though, God bless that girl, her life is one I would never want to have! The shit she has been through would send almost everyone over the edge but not her! Other than the camp scene where she almost lost it with the gun, she has managed to contain everything in her life on the inside! She could have blown up many times before now but because Addy, her anchor, her strong-hold had been there with her, she survived most of it!

But we learn that Addy had very little helping in containing the mess that is to the full inside Beth because she doesn’t really know Beth! We find out that she never actually talks about the big things that Beth has to face! She doesn’t even know that Beth was raped that night at the party! That she almost lost her tongue because Douchebag almost bit it clean off!

No, Addy is meanwhile, trying her best to get into Coach’s skirts!! The coach that not only is continuously cheating on her husband with whom she has a child, with her College Sweetheart, but is actually also stringing Addy along! A scandal that Addy actually helps go forward and encourages Coach to go through with it! Fuck, she is even very happy to baby sit while Collette (Coach) is off screwing Dick (Back to my I don’t give names to dicks rule) if it means getting Collette to touch her hand or anywhere for that matter!

All this and Beth is watching it all unfold! She is watching Addy slip away to Collette’s side, getting pulled into her spiral of a life just because Addy is foolish enough to think it is because she can get better like that! Yes sure, Collette gives her some lessons and pointers but given that some of her advice clashes with her very own life’s decisions, that is a road she doesn’t wanna go down! And hopefully what happened to Dick this episode will teach her a frikking lesson!

But unfortunately, it’s a lesson learned too late because she also did the irreversible when she all but turned Beth’s heart into dust! I am of course talking about the scene above! And that was just seconds before their most defining moment of their cheerleading career life!

I swear I thought this was it! Beth had all but bared herself fully to Addy! She had previously not done so because Addy had some kind of barrier around their relationship where she did not want to go deeper, to talk more complicated things! And while this was not those types of issues, finally admitting her love for Addy actually seems the most hard of things to do but she did it!

And Addy fuckin shredded her right then and there! You could actually hear and see Beth just shutter into tiny pieces! The smile she put on to perform was the stuff of nightmares! I thought that was it! I thought she was done for! And she probably is but because it is Beth, she did what she has perfected:

Close off her pain and drag onwards!

My love for Beth literally got multiplied by infinity after this episode! I don’t fuckin care how but Addy better get her just desserts! I have seen this coming! She has been hurting Beth as time went by and not only did she strike with the killing blow but she had previously dealt some damage in the same episode when after pushing Beth to go spent time with troublesome parents, which of course still ended up a disastrous dinner, Addy stood Beth up on their plans to hit it up just the two of them later in the night!

Guess what Addy was doing…You guessed it, Collette! Pheh, she wishes she was doing her!Instead they were in the sauna talking about how feelings are dangerous and to get them out of the equation when they two of them, the fuckin both of them are doing that same thing they say not to do! Addy with her crush on Collette to the point of lying to all her friends and Collette with her freaking scandal which she tried to justify it by ‘That’s different’!

Bitch, HOW?!!

I want the both of them to burn! They both are starting to scald, from the ending of this episode and then I want Addy to hurt badly when Collette turns out to be using her feelings all this time and for Collette to fuckin face the loudest music when her scandal goes to light! Unfortunately it will probably be less seeing as Dick is dead and her lust for him had been dwindling, hence her breaking up with him and him killing himself over it!

The Bitch didn’t even the emotion to cry over him! Like WTF even?!

I just want to take Beth into my arms and hug her with all the feelings I can muster and kiss all her pain and hurt away!

But please oh please, don’t kill her off! Sure I can see it happening with all the shit she has been through and finally what Addy has done to her this time but God, please, I beg you, don’t kill her!

I have finally found a Queen Bitch I can be behind, someone who is good and has been through hell and is a goddamn cute lesbian!

Like, come on, don’t be that Douche dear USA (production company)!

Seriously though, you all have to watch this! It’s still not to let to catch up. We are only on episode 7! You will never find better budget and a better looking show currently that this one!

And please oh please, pay attention to Beth when you are watching! Grow with her! Watch her actions closely, especially where Addy is concerned! it shouldn’t be too hard given that she almost revolves around her!

Such a breathe of fresh air, isn’t it?! The Queen B being the Chaser and the girl to root for! I freakin love this show! And while I did not talk about them at all, the sentiment extends to the other characters as well! They are all so lovable, even the bitchy annoying ones like Beth’s Sister!

Just watch DARE ME damn it!

Ja

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