Yes! YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Thank you God in Heaven! Thank you for this weekly bread that you have given me and thus ensured I begin the week in the best of moods!
WHAT A DAY! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!
I have a feeling that this is going to be my week dear Readers! If Monday is starting out like this, how else am I supposed to think otherwise?! First there was the two dreams I had! I have just posted about the first one on Twitter! Probably no one here cares but I dreamed that I watched the trailer to the #SnyderCut. That is half my life now, that side of things! It was so majestic that despite not remembering much except Wonder Woman and Evil Superman going apeshit on each other because he had hurt Batman, bad, I still feel the awesomeness in my bones, despite it being the first dream!
The second was more at home being about YuYuYu. That is slash for Yukirin x YuiYui to you all visitors! They were in an actual relationship, like I mean an actual relationship, and thus making all kinds of controversies within the management, fandom and even the members themselves! Things were so intense I want to challenge myself and write a fic about the whole thing! But it is so out of my range with the amount of detail it would require! If only I had more time, I would definitely take this on because I don’t think it is something to write lightly on. I feel like the universe was giving me a tip though, should I take it?
Any, that was all last night! But today, I got to watch the 4th episode of Euphoria and God was grinning from ear to ear asking if I had thought the ride was over! Cheeky Almighty!
You see things started out as normal! Rue can’t shut up about how Jules is so in love with Fake Dick, right from the beginning, that I am like, come on girl, will you just shut up? You are ruining my perfect Monday!
But then things started to pick up! It begun with Rue and Jules reuniting at the festival and the way that scene went down I was literally going, if this doesn’t end up a thing, what is even the point of this series! Like, that was one of the most romantically shot scenes in existence!
It begun with Jules, almost like having a Rue detector inside her now, turned around and across the crowd stood Rue (with her sister Gia and Lexi)! They do that thing they did when the two met at school that first time where it was like Jules was the only thing in Rue’s world but this time it was reversed!
And then Jules proceeded to run towards Rue, slow motion in effect, hair waving, smile wide, arms open and ready for a hug, which Rue of course met with even more ethusiam! Heck, it is so bad that even Gia knows Rue has it bad for Jules! Which I have a question about too: When did Gia learn of Jules? Did they have that family dinner off screen? Damn you show runners!
But you know what raised my eyebrows in that scene. Someone did not seem happy about the fact that Rue was in love with Jules! And that someone was her childhood friend Lexi (Cassie’s younger sister). Yep, I was giddy all over during this scene! Not only were Rue and Jules so tight, without the drama about the kiss which Jules wasn’t bothered by that much (booyah…), and thus giving me hope, since that reaction from Jules after the kiss seemed like she was affected and it was nice to see the effect wasn’t negative, but my suspicions, well, hopes about Lexi being secretly in love with Rue seemed to have gathered some traction!
Like, I was ready to call it a day with just these two simple things because I gathered that the rest of the episode would be shit! I thought Jules would meet with Fake Dick and realise that he was real Dick only to still fall for him after he gives some sappy story even after finding out that the man she fucked in episode one was his Dad!
Speaking of, that was another FUCK YEAH moment! Jules finally figured out that the man she banged was Dick’s father when Rue told her so after Jules had pointed him out during the festival! Rue wasn’t believing her of course so to prove it Jules went over to his stand and made him react! You know, I should have known with Dick’s reaction at seeing that scene play out. He seemed to have picked up on something and I remembered that Dick Sr filmed all his adventures so of course Dick has to have seen the footage with Jules as well, seeing as he got off on watching his Dad’s stash of pedo porn! I should have known this shit would go down!
And by that, I mean Jules and Dick’s love story being gutted like a fuckin pig!
Once again, thank you Lord Jesus! Thank you, Holy Spirit, thank you Lord Father!!!!
Like, there is nothing that can make this week bad! I feel so happy and good that not even Yuridano with its fuckin preview for the next episode, can ruin my mood! Like, I feel so much happiness I could make a living selling some of it!
So, get this, Jules finally went to meet with Fake Dick and the moment she saw his face my fist was already in the air! Then it lowered a little bit when they fuckin kissed and I was like, oh no, they are not gonna…surely not…And then Dick’s true face came out and it turns out that what seemed like flirting, him using fake dick picks during their sexting, him using fake identity…It was all a ruse to have something on Jules so that he could have leverage against her were she to try and bring down their family, through his father!
That was sickening to Jules and I really feel for her having been betrayed almost all of her life with people she trusted the most and then this shit happening all over again and this time much worse because it was her first time seriously crushing on someone (true love is awaiting Jules), I know she was hurting but fuck, that scene was glorious! Fuck you Dick and your stupid love story with Jules!
And then there was the strawberry on top…The ENDING MONTAGE when Jules went over to Rue’s to sleep over later that night!!!
K.O! You hear me? K.F.O!!!
Look, I know this is only episode 4, out of 8 (probably), and we have gone through this already with another episode 4 of another series that was also like TOP EPIC GAY moment but fuck it! I AM ALL IN! There is no way this is going the route of Yuridano! This is not Japan! Heck, the series isn’t titled “Is It Lesbian?” or some stupid shit like that!
Like, yes! Thank you HBO! Thank you! Now please, go through to the end and you have my heart!