Before you saw her making out with Padme, sorry, Natalie Portman in Black Swan, Mila was already experienced in Alienism as she had already made out with Gamora daughter of Thanos, sorry again, I meant Zoe Saldana, in After Sex!

 
 

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After Sex is short movie about short stories about all types of couples. There are eight stories in total and the movie running at a mere 77min overall, well, you won’t be surprised when I tell you that our girls Nikki (Mila) and Kat (Zoe), only had a short 7min to play with!

Nothing major can be expected to happen in 7mins but the director did such a great job that in those seven minutes we know how Nikki and Kat’s relationship was like before this moment in time, is like and will be like going forward! As per title, their story is really about ‘after sex’, well, it is not ‘sex’ sex since it is basically always Kat going down on Nikki but sex is sex, am I right?

So, what were these 7 minutes about? Well, in this moment in time Kat (Zoe) is starting to feel the effects. Effects as in she is beginning to develop romantic feelings for Nikki. These 7mins is basically about that, the two discussing, well, more like arguing about these feelings. Zoe is beginning to bring in these romantic feels in the two’s ‘sex’ time but the problem is that Nikki is only in for the pleasure of the flesh and nothing more.

As she says she likes boys and since it was getting slow (not getting laid recently) she got Zoe to help her out! But during the ‘are you gay?’ conversation it seems that Zoe does not know, in fact was into boys even during high school, so what changed? I think Nikki is the first girl she was with but then if that were the case, what was with that line Nikki said about their relationship being no more than Kat’s love for eating her P and Nikki loving her P being eaten? How did they get to that point?

“You know, if you are that itchy I can help you out. I love eating P.” It doesn’t make sense but then again this is college and I know all about college, things happen that you never expect so I guess we should not dwell on how they started this weird symbiotic relationship of theirs.

Anyway, Zoe is starting to see Nikki in a new light and while Nikki is very adamant about the idea, very set on stating how straight she is, and I guess she might be telling the truth (She’s straight, she just likes having her P eaten, even by another girl is all) but as the minutes pass you can tell that she too was affected somewhat with their shenanigans.

In fact by the end you can already tell that they are definitely going to end up in a mutual relationship because it was all almost set in stone that Nikki would soon be going down on Kat too. Once that happens, well, that argument about being straight would be very hard to take seriously if she too starts eating P and enjoying it.

But what makes me believe in them is that their personalities are so a match! Kat is flamethrower needed to keep the fire of Nikki’s in control. And while Nikki comes off as a bitch, she is a bitch, she knows it and says it too, she still tries to be good to Kat. She tells her that she doesn’t mind if Kat is gay. She then tries to steer Kat away from falling for her by mentioning how so bitchy she is. Despite the brashness she is very empathic. She did notice the change in Kat which is another sign that they two will eventually get together because I don’t think anyone else would have noticed that without looking for it or thinking about it. Basically there was a thought in her conscious that those get togethers would affect Kat.

There is no doubt that Kat makes Nikki feel really, really good because it looks to me like she is sticking around instead of trying harder to find these boys she loves so much. And let’s not forget she let Kat finger her in the library, just a few hours after they had done it in the dorm, and she was so into it despite I being just for Kat to tell her how P tastes like. Speaking of, she was really, really, curious about that! And I have a feeling that Kat just telling her wasn’t enough and she will soon decide to taste it for herself. The movie ends with her contemplating that very idea because of how hot Kat was when she told her. Indeed, she even started finding Kat alluring!

Anyway, this is such a lovely short movie and I have cut out the Nikki & Kat part for you all so enjoy.

Ja

PS: I still can’t believe that Zoe went down on Mila…10 years ago!!!!

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