Everyone: THIS IS MADNESS!!
Me: THIS! IS! THE HANDMAIDEN!!!
Also for crying out loud, took you long enough PLAIN ARCHIVE! I mean, if anything deserves to be perfected, the greatest lesbian movie of all time is it but everything on here better be in English or so Lord help me…
Who am I kidding, I am already salivating at the work that went into this! I haven’t seen this big a release from the get go like this! Usually variations come as time goes by but not The HANDMAIDEN!
Can! Not! Wait!