Warning, this post is rated for language!
Continue on if you still want to read. You’ve been warned…
FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCK!
FUCK! THIS! SHOW!!!
I am so fuckin pissed at this show you all have no idea! I don’t even remember the last time I was this enraged about something! Fuck! This show nearly dissolved me to tears dear Readers, this is no exaggeration! I was so mad and sad and just in pure rage that I had to watch The Girl At My Door again, finish TheUnderwear drama (which I had forgotten about actually), and finished up the 1448 movie just to get my heart back to normal!
I had to do this after I went to bed, knew I could not sleep because my brain was furious and filled with this shit of a show that I had to wake up, turn on my PC again, in the middle of the night, and watch all the above until the crack of dawn!
Screw this show sideways!
I have never seen such fuckery, as this in my life time! I hate this fuckin show so damn much! I have already deleted all the videos and once I finish uploading this post, all these caps are also going to the bin and then deleting that bin! Hell, I might even Secure Erase my SSD and reinstall windows just to feel that much better about this whole shit!
This one time I choose to ignore my Yuri-sense because everything I had seen could only point in the right direction, hell, even reading the review of the manga had me still interested because apparently the source material was so complex as it tackled important issues and so I thought that even if the yuri is forgotten in the end, I will end up with a great drama!
There was none of all that awesomeness I read about in the manga reviews in this shit! It was a bunch of nursery levels of ‘problems’ that did not even get resolved! Seriously, fuck this show!
I do not know even where to start! Perhaps I should start with the obvious. You see all those caps above? Forget that shit! There was no yuri here! You know how there is a ‘Mari’ in the title? This shit is not even about Mari! It is not even about ‘Fumiko’! All of that shit is all about GUY!
Oh yeah, from now on I am going to refer to the guy inside Mari as GUY and the real guy as Guy. Remember that please.
And I guess I need to explain who these characters are first for all this to make sense. Okay, Fumiko is young Mari. She was Fumiko, a name given to her by her Grandmother and had been called that up until the moment her Grandmother died when she was 8. At that time, her mother changed her name from Fumiko to Mari because that was the name she had always wanted to name her child were she to be a girl but Mari’s grandmother did not have it.
All that interesting concept I read about in the manga reviews were reduced to a simple thing as a name change in the drama! All this drama because of a name change, at age eight! Yes, that is simplifying thing I know but still, this is not ‘complex’ levels of life problems! For fucks sakes people change names all the time! Granted this is a first name which might be kind of different but Mari was 8. I don’t remember a single thing specific at that moment in my life!
And so that name change, the fact that people were calling her Mari and not Fumiko, somehow that was turned into a split personality level of problem? Fuck you show! Go out and the first person you meet will have worse problems than that!
Pretentious piece of shit!
So, Mari is another ‘personality’ created by Fumiko! That is what the show is saying. But from what we saw made more sense for Fumiko to have become a forgotten personality given the reasons behind everything but somehow, Mari, the personality in charge since she was 8 is somehow the fake one? It has lived longer than Fumiko so it is by all rights the dominant one! And since in the end Mari ended up being the final personality, what they went for in the drama makes less fuckin sense!
GUY is another personality of Mari’s, oh sorry, Fumiko’s. Despite the fact that Fumiko had disappeared since that time at 8! Why the GUY personality? What’s its purpose? There is none! Yes the show explained it but it was nonsense! How did it come about? By Mari (Not Fumiko) following Guy around! Why?! Mari is a fake personality, according to the show. Why would a fake personality then seek to create another fake personality?! No one noticed the real you so you wanted to change to someone completely different? What’s the fuckin difference between that and being ignored as Fumiko? It’s the same fuckin garbage you redundant piece of shit!
And even then it is not like the GUY personality was created so that Mari, Fumiko? I don’t even know what the fuck! Why was the Guy personality created? To hide deeper within oneself? If the problem is being ignored and not being seen then why go turn into a guy who is even less insignificant?! But even if that was the case as it was, why not use this new personality, which is kind of a new take at life, to change your life? Use it to talk to new people, make different, real friends! Did she do this?
Instead she piled even more baggage to the already shit life, fuck, what was even so bad about her life?! I read about manga reviews labelling her mother as a bitch but she was nothing at bad as that! I don’t know if she was in the manga but in the drama she is just a human mother! What would you have done had you come up with a lovely name for your un-born daughter, only for someone else, even if your mother, coming and taking the gift of naming your own child away from you and giving her a completely different name?!
People change names for much easier reasons! Get out of my face!
So even as she created another personality, she did nothing at all to make her life better in any way! You blame people for not seeing the real you but how can they when you are hiding yourself even deeper in more personalities?! In fact the people close to her approach her, not the other way around! Jesus she was even kind of a model at school! Other girls looked up to Mari! They adored her! You call that a problem? Bitch, more like First World problem!
Even her mother was super nice to her and her father too. All she wanted was to be able to give her daughter the name she had wanted! You know how they say a person’s names is their most precious thing? But what makes it so precious? Isn’t it the love their parents had, the reasons they had to name them that?! What did that make Fumiko, someone who had a name not intended by their mother?!
Now let’s touch on Yori! I fuckin hated her personality in the early episodes! She was such an insufferable little prick! But even then at least she was that because she was defending Mari! She hated this stranger that had taken over Mari’s body! That stranger being GUY. Think about that! Mari is all like, no one is seeing me and then there is Yori, who having been saved by Mari when she was close to committing suicide (a real problem but not the main character’s problems but in the end shat over too anyway), which was the scene we see in the infirmary where Mari extends a hand to a depressed looking Yori and then pulls her on the bed and on top of her!
Apparently too in that scene Mari told Yori that she would be there waiting for Yori whenever she needed her. That Yori should just return to that place because Mari would be there waiting for her. I was lit! Potential seeds for a perfect ending right there! Mari will realise that there was someone there that saw her and only her, in Yori. Yori would confess this and Mari would be saved after all the personalities leave her in a dead shell! Perfect YURI END!
None of that happened!
That promise was never brought up. By the time we got to the last two episodes Yori was so deep into GUY’s ass she had done a complete 180! Suddenly it was all about GUY! Mari was forgotten! GUY wanted to leave and let Mari leave her life but Yori was having none of it! Apparently now she was in ‘love’ with GUY! All this leaving Mari right back to square one! Now even the new personality was being favoured over her! By Yori of all people!
It’s even worse horse shit when you think that this is all still Mari! They are all fake personalities and even if they were real, they are still personalities, of the same person!!! How the flying fuck can you just love one personality of a person and suddenly lose interest!?!!
As I said, 99% of the time it was GUY not Mari we saw! All the great moments were with GUY! When Mari finally appeared, she only had one moment where she touched Yori’s cheek and even shared the bed but that was it! The next time we her when she takes over having overcome her ‘problems’ in the end, they were not even holding hands!
FUCK, now that I remember, even the girlie of things they did were still with GUY! Like Fuck this shit!
What happened in the end? They went their separate ways! Even then there were not a tear shed! Yori frikkin cried like a million times over GUY but with Mari? Not a damn tear, apart from the tears in the early episodes when she was still in a phase of yuri (Fuck you Japan!)!
But even then, we never got anything at all from them before they graduated and went their separate ways! At school they were not even close anymore! They were right fucking back to where they started! Mari was back to her fake friends (well it was real this time maybe) and Yori finally got some girls to mingle with but anyway it was too late! They were already graduating!
At the very least give us some hope! At the very least have them go to the same Uni! But NOOOOOOOOO! The fuckers even went out of their way to tell us that they were going to different schools! They went out of their way to show them to us separating! Impying they were not to see each other again! Fo fucks sakes they can still be friends even if they are going to different Unis! They know where each other lives! They have special places already!
Ah but I guess those were GUY and Yori’s special places!
BUT AGAIN, IT IS STILL THE SASME PERSON! It was already shown that their thoughts and memories were mingling before GUY even left!
Like, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!
And you you wanna know what is even crazier funny? Guy, the real guy that Mari created the personality from, that guy was nothing to worry about! He was nothing at all! And yet this great of a concept story somehow ended up turning into a piece of turd! Like, how the actual fuck!!!
Talking about the personalities, wouldn’t it have been better for the resolution to be Mari accepting both Fumiko and GUY as herself and keeping all three parts of her life?! Apparently not! They were still half hidden away in the back of her mind!
Like if you are going to do something do it right you piece ass story writer!
Seriously, fuck this noise!
I’m done with this shit!
If anyone still wants to waste their time, go to Dailymotion and search for ‘Boku no Mari no Naka’.
Have a shit time watching that.
September 27, 2017 at 12:49
Now this is one review just full of..rage. HAHAHAHA CALM DOWN WOMAN! watch all your top 10 yuri movies to calm your tits down. and no i am not gonna watch it cuz i trust your words to heart and would rather spend all that time finishing Little Witch Academia
September 27, 2017 at 16:20
It’s okay Ren, thank you I am okay now!
TheUnderwear drama was so good and had such great endings, all of them in fact, that it was just the right medicine I needed!
Please don’t waste your time if it is for yuri you want to watch this show! please don’t!
September 27, 2017 at 15:11
I got all excited when i read the comment about all the episode had beem uploaded in dm..and guess what.. I got rage just like this. The same situation.
September 27, 2017 at 16:18
So sorry to make you feel this way! I really wish I had followed my yuri-senses! They have never let me down and now I chose to ignore them and what do I get?
I hate this drama!
October 1, 2017 at 03:23
Yeah am gonna go out here on a limb and say yeah you probably should have read the manga to see what you were getting into.
Now I’ve read the manga awhile back I haven’t watched this yet.
Sooo with that said I can’t compare the two to see how closely this followed the manga or not.
But nonetheless I thank you for your review if I decide to watch it I will need to re-read the manga for a refresher.
October 1, 2017 at 11:26
Thank you but I believe that if the reviews for the manga I read didn’t lie, I would have hated this show even more had I read the manga first.
So I believe it is a good thing I didn’t?
October 5, 2017 at 18:30
So I guess i’ll be skipping this one then, anyway thanks for the review. Have you seen Scandal’s new MV? Keep your eyes on Mami, YOU WILL LOVE THIS! haha Here’s the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08fBCh5dMZ8
October 12, 2017 at 22:48
Thank you for the link.
October 7, 2017 at 07:02
Huh, that seems like a pretty bizarre adaptation of the manga. The manga wasn’t perfect by any means, but it was pretty obviously queer, Mari is dealing with a whole bunch of stresses and one of them is that she’s a gay teenager. So she kind of idealized the guy’s life because, both because he’s left alone and also because his sexuality is catered to by society. Her love interest only ever feels a bit jealous of her obsession over the guy, there’s never anything between them at all.
October 12, 2017 at 22:44
Now I am almost intrigued in reading the manga, because none of that was in the drama!!!!
Hell, the Guy, the real guy, had almost nothing to do with the girls, though that is good in its own right!