Yes, I do watch Game of Thrones, I am not pre-historic you know! But where I am different from the rest of the billions of fans is that I got into this show because of Cersei! I stayed because of Cersei! I am writing about it now because of Cersei!
Yes, I adore her, I support her, I am happy she is queen because let’s be honest, the world of Game of Thrones is the kind that demands leaders like her! Goodie two shoes don’t cut it! This is not Heaven! Sorry Jon, I know you are probably going to be King and to you too Dany, I know you went through hell but your worlds are fantasies. Sure Dany seems to have potential these days and Sansa has that spark in her but they are not there yet! For now Cersei will rule while the babies grow up and until then, I am all for her as Queen! This world as it is needs her to rule! When the current world is done then the next Gen can start happening!
Anyway, I am here to talk about something that happened in the latest episode. In retrospect, it is not that big a deal. We have already had gay moment in GoT as you all know but MUH Cersei just pulled one trick from her her hellish sleeve that I just have to talk about it!
Hey, you know me, I love me some bad girls! Diva (Blood+), Willow (Buffy), Shiori (Utena), Chikane (Himemiya), Homura-chan…And no, I still do not think Homura is bad but since others seem to think it I can still use her as an example!
Anyway I love bad girls but what was interesting to me is that if you did not know what was going on here and watched Cersei and Tyene in this episode, things would come off as completely different. Something like say, this…
Cersei: *Seductively walks towards a none-suspecting Tyene*
Tyene: Holy mother of beauty she’s so…no don’t look her in the eye!
Tyene: *Can’t resist looking*
Cersei: *Gives a knowing smile*
Tyene: Jesus that smile…No you idiot look away. Mother is watching
Cersei: She really is quite beautiful! Those lovely deep brown eyes…
Tyene: Um mother, heeeelp!
Cersei: I have to say, it would be a shame to let it all squish away.
Cersei: I wonder, what would you have me do dear Mother?
Cersei: What? You would have me defile her right here? In front of you?
Tyene: She so did not say that! Oh wow her lips…
Tyene: Oh God, I need to get out of here. Do not look…do not think!
Cersei: Well, I must say that is one idea I did not think of.
Cersei: I must say, her lips are even more beautiful than I thought!
Tyene: Sweet Baby Jesus, she touched me! Do nothing Tyene, do nothing! Do not even…
Cersei: Such beauty!
Cersei: With you blessing them Mother…
Tyene: *Stops breathing*
Cersei: Hmmm I almost enjoyed that. Some works needs to be done!
Tyene: *Fuse breaks*
Tyene: *Fuse rebooting*
Tyene: Oh My God!
Tyene: Oh My Sweet Baby Jesus!!!!
Tyene: *Wets self*
Tyene: Forgive me Mother, for I have sinned!
Cersei: A Queen needs her concubine, doesn’t she? And now my revenge is complete!
Tyene: I’m sorry mother.
Tyene: I’m sorry. I think I love her!