Okay, this is just Madness! Pure madness!

Actually, this post was originally supposed to be about a certain new ship that has come out of nowhere and taken over my spirit but then I figured oh why not, let’s share the rest while we are at it since it’s the same episode so here we are.

First though I need to talk about THE ship that has my brain all trapped within its dangerous claws! That ship is…

 
 
 

 
 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 

Ozeki-kun x Sugai-sama

The richest girl and the poorest girl! What a pair! One too high-class to know how to play with balls. The other too poor to afford to play with marble balls. The girl in the relationship taller than the boy, the boy too girlish to be fit for such a high class girl!

Talk about the opposites of everything and yet that makes their possible relationship such an attraction!

This happened to me last week during the Danso episode and ever since I have been trying to get them out of my head but to no progress! I am pretty sure that if I wasn’t too busy with work, I would written a fic about them already (still trying to resist because if I start now, I won’t finish and then I won’t get sleep and then my day will be…)

So, there I was trying to forget them, because like I said before, once  Ifind a ship, it is very hard to ship those partners with anyone else except when it comes to Kamis. I guess I shouldn’t be shocked then because Ozeki is my Keyakizaka kami and so shipping her with other girls other than Uemura, should be expected but still, I was surprised since usually those other girls are also in my top list but Sugai-sama wasn’t on my list of favourite girls that I shared a ways back.

That list, in case someone doesn’t know, had Uemura, Imaizumi, Suzumoto, Wrika, Shiida and Neru on it in addition to Ozeki of course. Sugai-sama wasn’t even in the top ten but come this past week, well, let’s just add her to that list, towards the top too, shall we?

So anyway, come this week and we get the new episode of tte kakenai and they do the thing that though it might seem insignificant to many, totally sealed the deal for me in shipping them. In the episode they were challenged as a whole with each member to complete the same task in order for the whole group to eat the presented treats.

Ozeki and Sugai totally failed to bounce a ball and catch it with a glass! Like, who fails at something so simple! Oh wait, someone who is too above those types of games or someone too poor to have gotten the chance to play those types of games! I was like, really, you two?! You so need to get together so you can learn about each other’s and life in general!

Seriously, I can just imagine it when I close my eyes for even a sec, Sugai-sama moving into a new town. In school Sugai-sama gets to meet poor girl Ozeki before she meets the other students where she sees that Ozeki and the others aren’t on the best terms. Sugai-sama is forced to choose the type of friends she will be spending time with, those that match her stature but are totally bitches to Ozeki or the nice girl she had just met and helped her and smiled at her and shook her hand (Ozeki is very affectionate! She is the only one that held hands with both her ladies in that Danso episode and also for some reason when you watch other videos the other members are really touchy with her too)?

Okay…slow down BG, this is getting into fiction territory!

I am not even going to mention how similar they both failed! They are so alike yet so different it drives me mad and yet oh so attractively delicious, the idea of them together!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sorry folks, but this is what yuri does to me! I don’t need alcohol or drugs, all bases are covered by yuri!

Anyway, moving on onto the Danso episode…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 

I never get tired of watching the girls wet themselves when the Danso walk onto the stage! Risa and Shiida stole the most hearts and while I understand Shiida(Manaki), I just don’t get Risa(Risao). I think it’s the choice of clothes or the fact that she was just Risa but she is just a…girl! I mean, that is better in other contexts because it means all those girls that voted for Risao are gay as hell in that hey chose the girlish of them all, but this is a Danso battle!

As for me, first impressions had me drooling at Mizunosuke-kun! Those glasses, that height, that black hair, that stance, the get-up! So on-point, he looks like he came right out of an action anime! Dear Mizunosuke, where is your Bankai!

As I said I understand girls losing it for Manaki-kun but I am not into those player types. Even if he doesn’t mean it, there will always be competition for that type of guy and eventually someone will show up that will steal him away from you. Also, I am not into pain, thank you very much!

Butler Oda(Sebastian) and poor boy Ozeki (Rikatarou) were of course the butt of jokes! Sebastian from his unfit with the image and Rikatarou from his cuteness. ‘Don’t call me cute, I am still a guy you know!’ LOL

But of course we all know how most shonen have their protags either too cool for this world or poor boy types that become GAR as the series progresses in this case Rikatarou and since I love those under-dogs, I am of course all for Rikatarou right after Mizunosuke!

 
 

 
 
 

 

 
 
 

 

 
 
 
How wars are started!

 
 
 

 
 

 

 

 
 
 
Nagasawa-kun, you in love? Can’t say I blame you!

 
 
 
 
Seriously, this is how wars are started!

 
 
 

Poor Sebastian, no matter what he does always ends up in LOLs

 
 

 
 
You jelly Neru? Et tu Waifu?!

 
So, how many girls have turned gay this episode?!
 

As for the ships, well, I already mentioned my favourite but a close second to that is of course my KKZ master ship in Rikatarou and Uemura. Forget about hugs!  Forget about head-petting! Hands is where my heart lies and only Ozeki and my favourite Danso of the episode Mizunosuke (seriously, his name even sounds samurai-sh! Where is your sword Mizunosuke-dono?!) are the only ones that played to my heart’s tune!

Ozeki did it a couple of times, first on stage with the girls and then after the fact when they were commenting afterwards, which makes it four times?!!! Like, how not to love!!

Actually now that I remember, Sebastian did it took, and he even did the ‘marry me’ pose but since that was debunked, well, the hand-holding goes with the package! Laugh at my yuri will ya?! Why I never…

Not to make you jealous or anything dearest Uemura…but Sugai-sama takes the cake for me this time around!

Now, now, calm down! You certainly are my favourite ship in KKZ, this is just in reference to this episode and really, Ozeki was very nice to you. Hell, she even was holding you like a boy her girl during the comments after your short act.

Then again, she was holding hands with Sugai-sam during their comment sectio…

I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Seriously, you have nothing to worry about! Hell, you have the magic height difference and really, a poor boy getting it on with a rick girl are probabilities that make lottery look like a cake walk! It doesn’t matter that Sugai-sama was showing never before seen emotions during the confession and hand-holding scene, or the fact that

she too has almost the exact height difference from Ozeki only she is talle…

Oh snap!

Goodbye!