So dear Readers, I just watched the Frozen Fever short movie!

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Mein Gott! What did I just watch?! This can’t be real! There is no way this is real! Disney did not so make this! I refuse to believe it! This is not something that the real deal Disney could have released! No way! This is stuff for fan Fiction!

That’s right, I get it now! This was some fan made short that Disney thought was good enough to show to the masses! It makes sense to release it as a part of a different movie. That makes everything clear! I am so glad I did not see this in the cinema because I can’t comprehend the awkward atmosphere there as people watched this trying very hard not to see all the Elsanna hitting them in their faces 7-D style! Sure the reason I didn’t go to the cinema at the time was because I wouldn’t have been caught dead watching a purely fantastical romance movie like Cinderella but still…

Seriously people, what is this?! I had to turn off the subs because everything was just so gay especially when you paid attention to the lyrics as Elsa guided Anna along the red string…THE RED frikkin STRING people! They did the…the string…they….and the lyrics and the cake and the gifts and the…

Oh! My! God!

Even the damn title! ‘Frozen Fever’?! You betcha butt it’s the frikkin Frozen Fever! And you just went and increased the mortality rate with this short release that couldn’t have screamed ‘Elsanna’ any louder even if it tried to. Forget the incoming sequel, unless Anna refuses to marry K when he proposes, and those two sleep in the same bed (not like that you perv), there is no way they can make Elsanna anymore solid than this short movie!

Seven minutes. More like 7min of eternity! It took me close to an hour to finally stop watching that video and move onto the next in the queue! I finally understand all the hype! The exchanges between Elsa and Anna, the touches, the looks, the dialogue, every damn thing were stuff of fiction! I don’t even…

How Frozen Ended

How Frozen Fever Ended!!!
 
 
 
 

Queen Elsa measuring the gayness of that cake was awesome!
 
 
This could have gone so wrong very fast!
 
Every Little Sister’s dream!
 
Queen Elsa totally peeked!

A: You looked, didn’t you…
Q.E: I swear Anna, I didn’t
 
A: Really? You really didn’t look?

Q.E: Why would I go through all the trouble of being sneaky when…
 
Q.E:…I can (un)dress you any time anywhere!

Q.E: May I take the Princess’ hand?
 
The did not!! They so did not being the red thread into this!!
 

Did….Did they just get engaged in front of the Honourable Knight!!?

Q.E: She’s mine!

Q.E: Everything is going according to Keikkaku!

Q.E: You like it Anna?
A: Of course Elsa, thank you

Q.E: ♪I can give you everything you ever want (I’ve got the power!)♪

 
 
Q.E: ♪I can take you to any place you ever wish♪

Q.E: ♪All the flowers!♪

A: Elsa, you know you don-
 
 

Q.E: ♪All the gifts…♪

 
 
Q.E: ♪Anything can be yours you only need to say the…♪

A: ELSA!!
 

A: You fool, you lovely, lovely fool ~
 

A: You don’t have to get me anything. I already…
 
Q.E: I’m sorry Anna. I didn’t mean to upset you. I was only…
A: Stop that you. Let’s just go home, okay? You have to rest.

Who is that boy next to the Queen! They dare to introduce a love inte…Oh wait…

Q.E: Please Anna, let be blow off some…
 

A: No Elsa, you are drunk cold, let’s go home!

Q.E: I’m sorry Anna. I wanted to give to you a perfect birthday!

A: Silly, this is the best day ever. You gave me the greatest gift letting take care of you!

Q.E: … I’m so ready Anna!

A; Now Elsa, not in front of the children!

Q.E: Children? What children?!

A: These children Elsa…
Q.E: Oh…Sorry
*Both smile adoringly