Mizu no Naka no Dendouritsu has just earned AKB 1600yen! I know it doesn’t sound a lot compared to what the actual sales will be but as every business student knows, even a cent is precious!

Yes, I am admitting it! I was not going to buy this single before watching this short PV for the Next Girls’ song! Now don’t get me wrong. It’s not that I don’t like Halloween Night as a song and PV. It’s not that I don’t like the coupling ‘Ippome Ondo’ song and PV either. I love them both. I love them as just another AKB single.

I don’t like them as Senbatsu songs and PV!

Seriously please tell me what is so attractive about Halloween Night as a Senbatsu PV/song?! Nothing! If they replaced the senbatsu with any other girls it would be absolutely the same thing! Whatever happened to the PVs of old where a PV made members jealous of the Senbatsu members?! In the old PVs you had this feeling that anyone lower would look at those PVs and wish they were in those top spots! You would watch a PV as a fan and feel proud that your girl was so high in Senbatsu because the PVs were part of the reward to them. Those PVs were also more effortful and did a great job of showing the power of Senbatsu members, especially the top!

What did you get from watching Halloween Night in regards to Senbatsu, please tell me, I am all ears! As for myself, well, this rant should tell you all you need to know! For me this A-side was not worth of a Senbatsu song! Actually I am pretty much calmed down now but the first time I saw this I was so disappointed and angry you have no idea!

Sure the costumes were nice even if Halloween themes in the middle of summer is a crap idea but I loved them never the less. Sure this would have done better as the Janken single or pre-Janken! Other than being at the front, there was no real reward for Sashiko for winning Senbatsu with nearly 10% of the total votes! Yes, that is the reward in the first place but tell me if that was all you got from the Acchan/Yuko singles/PVs!!

I was so under-whelmed that even Yukirin going up in ranks was not going to get me to buy this after watching that Halloween Night PV! Sure there was some MayukiSashi moments but they were doing nothing but standing next to each other. Such disappointment! But then yesterday AKS goes and releases the previews for the PVs for the ‘Under Girls’, Next Girls’, ‘Future Girls’ and ‘Upcoming Girls’. It is among these whose PV sold me and urged me to buy this single! That is of course Next Girls’ Mizu no Naka no Dendouritsu! That PV just re-ignited by AKB flame!

Oh My God!

A better version of the ‘Last Supper’

 
 
 



 
 
Cap = Reina, Mirurun = Kumiko

Rikoppi x Reinyan x Keicchi!

Haruka x Fuuchan x Nakki

Kanna (?) x Ai-chan
 

Miion x Ami


Haruka x Nakki

Madoka x Kanna


lewd (and it’s the same purple girl! Who? Rikoppi?!)

lewder!

LEWDEST!!!!

Non x Yui

Non x Yui x Yuka
 

I don’t even know where to start on letting you dear Readers understand how surprised I was and deeply affected by that teaser PV, I was! Forget any other AKBG PV like its kind you have seen before! This is going to destroy all of them! For me, the short teaser has already done the job but for others I am pretty sure that if there is an actual kiss in the long version, you too will be feeling the same way!

You know me and hands, specifically girls holding hands! It has gotten so bad that hand-holding is now even above kissing for me! The amount of hand-holding in the short teaser for this PV nearly sent me over! In the time that the title was on screen, which was like mere seconds, there was two different pairs of hands holding each other! In just that short of a time and in the title!!!!

You don’t want to see my face right now as I write this!

In case someone needs reminding, here are the girls in this PV (i.e. Next Girls)

1. Anai Chihiro (Center)
2. Shiroma Miru
3. Fujie Reina
4. Jonishi Kei
5. Sakaguchi Riko
6. Futamura Haruka
7. Uchiyama Natsuki
8. Yagura Fuuko
9. Oota Aika
10. Okada Kanna
11. Moriyatsu Madoka
12. Mukaichi Mion
13. Miyamae Ami
14. Kojina Yui
15. Tano Yuka
16. Kimoto Kanon

This list should help thee identify the girls! But my God! Sure we have seen yuri PVs before! This also reminds me a bit of Team K’s ‘How Come’ with the close-ups but the under-water addition was a very awesome touch! Under-water yuri is now a fetish of mine after this teaser PV! And there was some awesome things going on under there that many paying attention will see and will have their jaws dropping! There was self-touching, humping, butt-squeezing, S&M (Mirurun chocking out Captain) and all those damn hands holding!!!!

Where is my Full PV!?!!

This is simply too much! I can’t even imagine what is in store for us when the full length PV hits! Unlike Team A’s ‘Juujun na Slave’ whose PV teaser hinted at a repeat scenario, this is not looking the case for ‘MizunaDen’ (short term for the whole PV). And the song is so good to me too! I had to spare some more views just to pay attention to the song, even if every time I kept getting distracted with the visuals!

Oh man, now I want to watch it again. I guess that is that, excuse me while I go enjoy this loveliness one more time…