I kid you not when I say this, I really aren’t, but I was out with my friends when during a loo break my phone buzzed informing me of some Twitter updates! I fire that Note3 up with not much ethus when my eyes nearly fall out of their sockets! Before me were caps of the latest episode of AKB Shirabe and in said caps were CBS like we have never seen them before!

I literally just walked out of that bathroom, made a beeline for the exit and left for home without even saying goodbye! This episode just had to be watched pronto or I would have gone absolutely insane! Spent all the time on the bus just staring and drooling at those caps looking to all the world like I was on drugs or something! Well, screw the world!

BEST 3mins of my life!

Like, I don’t even know what to say or where to start!

 
 

Is it from the way they look like one of those couple memes?! Is it the way they come off as secret lovers found out?! Like, what’s with the glasses Yukirin!?! And since when are you two so…so…intimate?!! I almost blew a blood vessel just at their closeness!

Look at the way Sashiko looks like she was watching her lover on TV or something!!!

Is it  from the way Sakura-tan is intensely watching Yukirin take off her glasses, oh so slowly, like she got them on just so she could seductively take them off?!

 
 

Is it from how…OH! MY! GOD! OMG! DID YUKIRIN JUST TAKE SHELTER IN SAKURA-TAN’S LAP OUT OF EMBARASSEMENT AND DID SAKURA-TAN JUST RECIPROCATE?!!! IS THAT HER HAND!!?!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Please someone, save me! Anybody? Pretty please? Anybody?

 
 
 

All you are seeing here is probably just the way these two are so alike or how no one is willing to be ahead of the other, right? Well, how about this…

At first I too missed it. I was like, Oh Yukirin, always stealing the hearts of the viewer and at the same time fan-servicing us who watch every inch of your being! Then during my nth re-watch, I saw it! I sensed it! I blew up! Not yet seeing it? Well then I guess I have to spell it out…Yukirin slowly lifts her leg, teasing all those that were watching, servicing all those that were expecting, then totally sending Sakura-tan into cardiac arrest by giving her some service too. Watch as Yukirin’s knee not only makes contact with Sakura’s arm, but stays there, resting, making poor Sakura ignite on the inside!

Like, who does that!?!! I don’t expect that from Yukirin. Sitting that close to someone and raising your leg like that is kind of rude too, no? How?! Why?! How did they get this comfortable being together?!!

How did Sakura get to the point of leaning on Yukirin’s back?!!!! I am so lost!!

Thank you Lord, for this bounty we are about to…

Sakura looking!

Really looking!

Yes,. I can see you looking Yukirin! Your hair doesn’t help in this direction!

Subtlety…

…out of the frikkin window!

I am sorry you all! I think I am losing my mind! What is going on?! We are only in Jan, it’s still Jan and I feel like the happiness I have felt so far this year is more than the last two years combined! This can’t be good, right? I mean it’s the law of the Universe or something that things have to balance out, right? These past weeks, months even have just been an endless sea of rainbows and I am not ready!

 

 

Seriously, I am just so lost. People aren’t supposed to be this happy! Anyway how did this happen? How did they tie!?! Are AKB members CBS shippers as well?!! or is the Universe a shipper now too!? Good Lord!

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go and try to sleep (3am right now) and then we shall see about that blood transfusion first thing in the morning!

Jesus!