Things are getting intense! Mayuyu is defending the throne, Yuihan is looking strongest, Rena is bringing out all the stops even going so far as to cheat and poor Sakura is feeling left behind.
Yukirin: Calm down Mayuyu, that’s Soukantoku!
Mayuyu: Tch, like I give a..
Souchan: ~kowai kowai~
Before this round start, before even this round in the long winded battle for the heart of one Yukirin, Mayuyu lays down the facts and puts fear into the hearts of all her wannabe rivals! To everyone else that is not aware of this shadow war going on right before their eyes, Mayuyu gives off the image of No.1 having the best chair. That chair being Yukirin’s lap! Mayuyu will never sit in anyone’s lap but Yukirin. She has sat it that chair so many times there is a dent into Yukirin’s thighs in the shape of Mayuyu’s butt. And we all know she has the best butt in the 48G! She is the frikkin Queen, there is no way she is sitting in the same chair as the plebians!
That is the image she is giving to the ignorant. To the rivals though, Mayuyu is sending a very clear message here! She is showing them what they will never have. She is bringing out the legal papers of ownership by sitting on Yukirin right in front of everyone, Managers, Members and all the millions of viewers watching the show! Yukirin is hers. Try as they might no one else will ever have this kind of freedom and trust with Yukirin. No one! She is done with the stupid games. Yes, you thought she wasn’t aware of your shenanigans so far? Who do you think she is? Her nickname is the frikkin CYBORG! So they best stop their fruitless endeavours this instant or else. With that Mayuyu thought she had won. She thought the rivals were put in their place and wouldn’t be trying any more funny business.
She was wrong…
I sure to hope some of you read my short YukiRena fic I wrote about the last episode because if you did not, then you don’t know how ridiculous this is!!!!Don’t want to read? Well, then let me explain. In that fic there was a scene where Rena tripped over a chair which led to Yukirin fawning over her. Was it on accident or purpose? I wrote the fic and even I don’t know. But it did happen!
Well, guess what just happened this episode? Rena tripped and almost fell into Yukirin’s lap!!! RENA ALMOST FELL INTO YUKIRIN’S LAP! I had to watch that scene at the speed of frame 1FPM, That’s a frame a minute! As soon as Rena tripped I paused the video and let out a shriek into the night! I tell you all I don’t know what’s happening at this moment in my life!!! There is no way someone should be this happy, this lucky!!
Sadly, for me and Rena too, she managed to save herself in time but not before she won a Yukirin touch! You could see the disappointment in herself. If only she had put in a little bit more force into it. Oh well, she figures there is more time and thus plenty of chances!
Rena you sneaky little…
There is one and only one explanation as to why Rena would not only not know that Mayuyu had also lost, but also that she would give up the chair for her. Forget that because she is the Ace bull, it’s all a farce! Rena is kind but when it comes to AKB related things, she is just like everybody else (except Yukirin of course) – competitive! So I don’t buy that excuse even for a second! Here is the real reason why she was willing to drop out of the race.
Yukirin was one of the six members that were eliminated in the first round. Mayuyu and Sakura, her enemies, were still counted for. At least she thought Mayuyu was still in. So then here is the what. Knowing this, and also seeing the members that were outed already, Rena saw her chance to be close to Yukirin again on the side lines in the losers’ corner. Maybe they would break out in small talk while the cameras and everyone else was focused on the battle going on.
And so she wanted Mayuyu to stay in the battle and thus away from Yukirin. Thus she gave up her sit for Mayuyu (They were next to one another in rotation) but what she did not know was that Mayuyu also had the exact same plan!! Sakura was behind Mayuyu and Sashiko so she talked Sasshi into giving up the seats for Sakura. Mayuyu wouldn’t care if Sakura won or not but she might as well make profit from her plans, right? And so Mayuyu too was out.
Unfortunately for them both, one of the first six to be eliminated was Milky! Milky took Yukirin’s left! Now only her right was left. But while they were too busy trying to justify their lies, Sashiko took the chance and stoke the last spot left over!
See kids, this is why resorting to cheap tricks never gets you far! But does hard work and truth and all that then lead to fruition and satisfaction? Let’s ask Sakura-tan…
Finally it’s Yukirin’s turn to out a member and she stands to look around for a target. Note how Mayuyu and Rena aren’t on her radar at all. OMG, does she know? In the end she picks Yuihan! There comes a stir in the force!
Guys, I don’t even…Why? How?! Sashiko and Mayuyu were there! Yukirin should have an infinite amount of secret knowledge about those two, having been together for over 5 years and yet, and YET!!! Who did she choose to talk about?! The person that was sitting next to Sakura, the person that wasn’t any of those two mentioned! Why? Did she just need a reason to finally look at Sakura? I mean she wouldn’t otherwise from her position unless Sakura was speaking and even then she would have to strain, as we saw last episode! Or is it because she just wanted to stir things up more knowing the battle going on for her heart! I mean she is BLACK-san for crying out loud! Maybe she knew and did it on purpose purpose to ruffle Rena, Sakura and Mayuyu’s feathers!
And poor Yuihan wasn’t expecting to be picked. She was so shocked she almost chocked on the food she was eating! The look on Sakura’s face at the time >.< Poor baby! And did you see the one Rena was giving Yukirin as she looked around? She had on those puppy dog eyes begging Yukirin for attention but Yukirin was in BLACK mode so she of course completely ignored her! I sure hope Yuihan has her defences up and ready because I am fearing for her life!
As for Sakura-tan, I felt sorry for her the most. The poor girl did her best to impress Yukirin-oneesama! She went all out in that battle because if she couldn’t be close to Oneesama then she will steal her attention and what better way to do that than winning the battle everyone has their eyes on and thus Oneesama! Look at that face looking on towards Mayuyu and Sashiko as they tried to steal her thunder by insinuating that she won because of them!! Ha! Take your hand-downs else where because she doesn’t need them! She came into this battle to win, for her Oneesama, with her own hands! You just stand there making fools of thy selves!
I am so done for the day you all, so done! I have to go and re-charge my batteries before I even attempt to watch the Music Station AKB SP Medley!! This is just too much for me! And maybe I should start a series of this war! I have a feeling it is going to last longer than WWII! And it’s not just about the members mentioned here. In the other corners we have Soukantoku herself and one Sayaya, Kawamoto Saya is also a force to be reckoned with. Why? Because she already scored herself a date with Yukirin!!!! There is also Annin who not only declared on twitter that she is actually really close to Yukirin before Kurofuku even began o air, but right now they are in the middle of releasing YSWeb photos together!!!!
Here are the proof of what I just mentioned…
Happy Saturday to you all.