You call tying your hair back in a pony just like any other girl would do and putting on a suit Danso like Hori Miona? HA! And what was up with the Noujou business? How did she even get to play two roles!? Are you all on something? And Oh the drama! We don’t need no drama for Danso yuri! You call your cosplaying Danso?! Hahaha! !Don’t make us laugh!
Now this, this is how you do Danso…
First of all you bring out your big guns to set the rules! Then give your big guns an equal partner that will not sway the scale in the hearts of shippers! No one ships JuRion, well, none that I know but no one shook their heads at them when they arrived either. Also throw in a competition to push the boys to their limits! Juri-baby worked hard but Rion is beyond simple body touching! She was just seduced then kissed in Ambulance so of course nothing would make her heart race that is less than a kiss. They did come out in second position. Seriously tho, just look at that Juri-boy! That’s how you do Danso! And this is even just the beginning!
Just to tease the crowd you then throw in a cute couple in the mix. Get a girl that would look cute like a cute boy no matter what level of Danso she is doing then give her an equally cute girlfriend and make the setting their home and voila! We have the stuff that fics are made out of, fluffy fics! You know, those fics that will tease you into Kingdom-come and yet give you none of the juicy details like Ran-boy here dropping the ‘eat’ word! That is forbidden without a follow-up dear Ran-kun! Just because you accompanied it with ear nibbling doesn’t mean you erased the image you had put in our heads when you said you wanted to eat Haruka instead yo!
Seriously tho, how cute Suzuran was there! That is main character material in a shoujo manga right there!
See Nogizaka?! This is how not to do Danso! That’s right, we only included them as an example of how not to do it. Seriously! I-It’s the truth, okay?
With fun aside, no Danso is Danso without the boys themselves! There are two guys in SKE and if you have guys, they are supposed to be in the Danso episode playing themselves! Like, wha twas up with that girly Wakatsuki-sama?!! Sure she was cute but that is like calling a hungry tiger cute as you run towards it! Can you just imagine how awesome it would have been if Wakatsuki was a guy and Mai the girl in that segment?! Minds would be blown just like here with the SKE girls and us the audience when Yukaman showed us his moves! For crying out loud poor Asana sweat harder than Maachun in an N stage all in the span of five or less minutes! The only reason they did not win is because she was lost as to how to react. Should she bring out her real feelings or should she be professional about everything? This conflict cost them the win! But fear not, for the last man in SKE is also here…
Brace yourselves for the manliest man in the 48G is hereeee! He slayed the AKB Danso episodes and now he is here to slay the Nagoya episodes as well! But that in and of itself is cheating and boring so to balance things up with a bit of spice, you have to give him the hardest challenge and they don’t come harder than trying to woo an old lady who has seen all the tricks in the world!
But does Saeman even bat an eye at that? Oh hell no! He just ups his game and goes into battle with complete confidence and it is no surprise that he is the winner for this contest! This here is also stuff of fiction! On one hand we have an experienced lover, then we have the bed setting, close to bedtime too so I will just let your imaginations run away with you!
Seriously tho, what a year this has been! How many Danso episodes does that make for December alone? Damn it AKB, you and your frikkin fashion shows! What are doing at an important time like this where you are sure to have the best audience? Instead of airing episodes that are sure to attract new and keep old viewers you go and…sigh. Any way, before I go here is Churi being indirectly fondled…
December 30, 2014 at 21:09
Jun-kun… eh, friend? As I was watching them all I could think of was this:
Now that is how you do danso… 😀 (note: My favorite singer right there!)
Anyway back to the plot. I think I start to dislike Jun-kun… He’s becoming my second big arch nemesis from the groups… why? Well… because of MY RION is MINE! ALONE! (I think I have to add another name to the list… first is Sato now Matsui… 😛 )
But come on now. Why do I like her that much? Now with that hairstyle she has currently doesn’t she remind you someone? *Khm… a certain Tomato Girl of mine… khm…* No idea, huh? Even if I say she is my next ‘Black Angel’… Still nothing? Do I have to spell it out for you? There:
Now throw some glasses on her and put her into the f*king MG4!
(She even has some Manatsu~ aura, just for giggles…)
Ran-kun was cheesy… Basically all he did was a soft-core version of sekuhara. 😀 But I think it was innocent enough… I guess… It’s a pass from me.
Takeuchi was… well… that’s exactly how you don’t do danso… I mean even the partner choice was like… What the hell? It needs big guns to take Mikitti down… C’mon… and if you do it half halfheartedly like Takeuchi… it was a joke, and it was painful… At least the rest of the gang was having a blast. A blast through the air like Team Rocket… and it’s gone…
Yes, it’s Nakanishi… yes, she is a he… erm… With the otome kokoro he has he sure knows how to charm a girl. While I don’t know much about Asana (was that her name, right?), it looked like this scene needed a bit more time. Nishishi is smooth so he needs more time to work his charm. It is not a bad thing… usually he has more time than this… oh well…
And finally there was no kataomoi in the last one. 😀 It was a dorama worth watching. Our favorite oneesan got her game together at least. I’m so happy for her. 🙂
Also, is it me or she does look a bit more charming than usual on this picture:
But it wasn’t me if I wasn’t complaining about stuff, right. There it is: It’s cheating to bring out Miyazawa all the time. We all know… Sae-kun never used any wigs during her Danso runs in the 48G.
My closing words for this. I don’t want to eat Harutamu… I want to eat that ‘bird’ though… mmm~ breasts~ mmm~ 😀