Episode two of Sailor Zombie is hereeee. Juri/Nana are getting more awesome. Titan Takamina-not is here. Kawaei’s biatch status just went up to 11 and I wanna join the Koike Cult!
Episode two picks up where the first left off with a Titan zombie making its way to the school. Turns out BTW that that isn’t Takamina! I know! Apparently it’s Mion, yes that Mion that replaced Yuko during Rh2014’s Heavy Rotation! I said I know!! Seriously, even after finding out all I saw as I watched the episode was Takamina! How the hell is that Mion!? Even during the end there where she gave a little ending speech I heard the voice but all I saw was Takamina!
Any way things don’t look good for our girls! But fear not! We have an indispensable card on our side in the form of the Genius lesbians! Master-race citizen Yori (the short-haired waifu in this relationship) does some quick maths from observation and deducts that they have two hours and ten minutes before Titan-Z Mion gets to them. Yes, we are in safe hand as long as the master-race is with us!
But it wasn’t just Yori who this round. Nay, Rina (And I mean Koike) runs her foot into Kawaei’s sides when the Kawaei gang laughed at her only minutes before when she mentioned giant zombies. While we all might think otherwise, there it was. A giant zombie in the form of Titan-Z Mion.
And apparently without our knowing it, Nana has self-proclaimed the leader of the school for she gathers everyone in a class in order to come up with solutions on how to survive the Titan-Z Mion’s attack! Interestingly, the Head girl from the first episode was no where to be seen! Unless I was dead drunk when I watched this and totally missed her.
I also noticed a little something about Juri/nana during this class session too. Their relationships is kind of dodgy! When at first Nana called Juri by her full name with a suffix, I was like – Maybe they aren’t that close yet which makes sense since this is only episode two. they just met! And since this was an actually continuation of the last episode, then a few hours at most have passed so they aren’t that familiar with each other yet.
But then moments later, while Juri is chilling in their room…Yes that’s right! They are totally roomies! And speaking of that scene, let’s put some pics of it up too…
That scene I swear! And were they checking each other out for a second there when Nana had just arrived?! They so did! Nana was so admiring those lovely curvy lips of Juri-chan’s and Juri seems to have a thing for Nana’s chest! Then the hand holding! Kyaaaaaaaaaa>>.<< And seriously nana, you didn’t really need to hold Juri’s hand all the way there. She was going to come with you anyway! But thank you for doing it anyway! I know it was for your own benefit but thank you none the less.
And did I mention how frikkin cool Juri is?! Just sitting there not really playing that electric guitar she was already shining! Then the way she was placing it back down as Nana pulled her by the hand! Please have me babies!
Any way, the class meeting wasn’t so fruitful from all the suggestions the girls put forward until Koike the black mage said the only way to go was to join her cult and those who want to be saved can follow her. All but five, the Master-race, B.I.G.G and our Juri/nana of course, go to join the cult because black magic kicks ass and only pussies go for the white magic! This is what leads to Juri going to their room and chilling out because apparently she is the type that doesn’t go wandering outside with a storm in the distance. Little does she know that a house is no match for storms as powerful as the Titan-Z Mion!
Back at the Kokie cult, they are busy performing some kind of secret ritual that not only involves face-painting but soon develops into a fiery mess! And I mean that both figuratively and literally. Literally in the sense that apparently this ritual requires all the girls to give up their most loved possessions which get burnt to cinders as a sacrifice to the Dark Lord that will deliver them from Titan-Z Mion!
The other kind of fiery mess comes thanks to not the Dark Servant of the Darth Lord but from Kawaei! I was like, are you serious! Was that really called for?! All your ex-best friend did was suggest that you quit the bullshit cult which was more in your favour and what did you go and do?! You un-friended her?! Poor Reiko (I believe that’s her name)! I swear if she dies Kawaei I’mma gonna hate you till the end of the show! I don’t care what reason you give to redeem yourself, if she dies before you apologise to her and make up, you be the villain of this show! Forget the zombies. Those are cute zombies! They even dance like it was 65! And with Titan-Z Mion-kun and the preview of the next episode, I’mma on the zombies side! Too kawaii!
Seriously how she do that?! It’s only episode two we don’t need the drama! And you are the bad one! it was you, dearest Kawaei that is not being kawaii, that spout the nonsense all of the time! So what now, Koike is your best-friend now? Where does that leave henchman number 2 then?! is she next in line to your boot!?! I hope Titan-Z-chan comes back and puts you under her foot!
Not cool Kawaei, not cool at all! I am disappoint!
Titan-Z-chan be like – Me on my way to kill me some puny humans
Then she be like – Hmmm?! Is that…?!!!!
Then she finally be like – Fuck the humans. Wait for meeeee ma prettyyyy
Maths says: Lesbians = Lesbians. Amen!
I see what you did there Juri/Nana! I see it!
As it turns out, the dark side of the force is indeed the way to go for it saves the day….not! Our lesbians saved the day with their awesome brains! Seriously if japan is really thinking of their future, they had better start accepting the Master race if the effects is being genius!
Any who, the two pairs of lesbians and B.I.G.G come up with a plan to lure away Titan-Z-chan with a branded bag seeing as she was apparently into branded fashions! The Koike Cult would of course like to think that they were the saviours and they most probably do seeing how happy they were at their false success! They must have missed the giant bag that was leading Titan-Z-chan away. or maybe they thought their Lord of Darkness is the one who made the bag and lead Titan-Z-chan away! Sorry to break it to you the Koike Cult but our Lord of Darkness BLACK-san’s power is not that kind of power!
I swear to my Goddess if you two don’t stop frikking smiling at each other like some virgin lovers I’mma gonna…And Juri, will you just please stap being all cool every frikking time?! Seriously! You are taking a bath, naked in a frikkin drum. That is not time to be all cool and stuff! Seriously!
How not to ship!?! >.<
So with all the drama of Titan-Z-chan’s impeding doom over and done with, our two lovely girls have a chat during their bath! A shooting star passes by and Juri asks Nana if she made her wish of becoming an Idol. Nana doesn’t seem to think that her wish can be granted but Juri being the Alpha that she is being tells her that it will come true, after all hers came true. Apparently her wish was for the world to end and voila, the zombies roam the earth that is almost wiped off of humans.
Then nana tells her that because of her wish, they hers of becoming an Idol became that much more difficult. After all, what’s the point of being an Idol without the Wota and people to put hope into? But Juri is adamant about bringing Nana’s wish to fruitions. She says that she will even help!
Seriously Juri, like, why don’t you just propose already?! I ship these two so hard!
Just before we close off, we get to see what the hell is happening with Devil Kawaei and her ex-bff. henchman No.2 comes over to Kawaei all worried and says that Reiko is nowhere to be seen in the school. Which means she was out and about in the sea of Zombies, in the darkness all by herself. Chances are that she is already done for any way. But does Biatch Kawaei even care? Nope! she give no fracks! Apparently she was lying when she said she would apologise to Reiko earlier. Damn you Kawaei, I wanted to love you since you will be be-friended by JuriNana but now I am not so sure I want see you get redemption! Even if you looked a bit worried there by the end, I do not care. If it’s too late for Reiko, I am so not forgiving you! If that’s the case I am calling you Momoka from now no bitch!
And that’s the end of the episode gu…