Oh My God! My eyes have been opened! Finally, finally I see with my own eyes the phenomena that is known as Black Kashiwagi! Now don’t get me wrong, I knew there was some truth to the rumours but there has been so and so evidence to make me truly believe! Well, there is no un-seeing now!
In case one can’t tell, yes, that’s Yukirin and Sasshi and the HKT girls in the same room. It’s all thanks to the fact that they are both promoting their various releases that they are now appearing on Ariyoshi AKB together. And as per usual, the Kagoshima sisters wasted another opportunity to mingle, to the point that my theory about them avoiding each other being on mark. Seriously even during that moment when Yukirin and Sakura put up their hands at the same time, I could have sworn Yukirin was looking down as if to avoid Sakura-tan’s eyes.
Look at that! I don’t think she even should have bothered hiding since Sakura did not spare her a glance even though Yukirin spoke out loud! Well, at the very least it’s nice to know that she at least had an eye out for Sakura. I mean how did she see her when Sakura was practically out of her view in the first place? Well, it seems it isn’t just Sakura that is curiously looking out from the corner of her eye. They are just too curious to not interact more. If they keep this up it will get to levels where they won’t want to do anything but be together as a side effect and I will be there watching.
Just look at Sakura! She is practically worshipping Yukirin!
But getting back on point, I am so happy that Ariyoshi is the only AKB show that still holds its flavour even after all these years. Girls too young? Fuck that, you shouldn’t have brought them over in the first place. Which brings us to the awesomeness that was this episode.
If you remember that one time of the Drunken Sakura, HKT came over and had a favourite game of mine, the mono-boke game with AKB members and as we remember, they lost that one time. Well, this was their chance for revenge.
Only they could not have chosen the wrongest of days to have their revenge on, for, this day, the one and only Yukirin was around to take her own revenge on Ogi pro (The golden agency of AKB with the likes of Acchan, Yuko, Kojiharu, Takamina, Mayuyu, Sasshi, Ariyoshi himself etc etc…) and she’s here to show them that they ain’t all that!
That was the first segement, where her back-up comedian brought out the awesomest ass whopping on poor Sashiko and Kojiharu. Darn that poor Sashiko, she was hammered pretty badly, twice in fact! Not that Kojiharu went off easy.
Sorry Sashiko, you can’t hide your ugliness by flaunting your awesome legs. NOPE! It always come back to the face! I can tell you from experience that you can have the worst parts of your body but as long as your face is grand, you will go places. Sucks to you Sistar.
And of course through all this, My Goddess was in Miss Sadist mode and I was in…Heaven! Seriously, I did not know I would be so turned on by that kind of thing! That Ladies and gentlemen, be the power of my No.!
There I go again, side-tracking myself! Anyway, the game is gone and sadly, only a few of HKT girls learned from the first experience that this is a different ball game. They were close though and Meru I can forgive, not to mention Sashiko got two points. And Sakura and Mio got it right in one shot so i guess some of them learned.
Kojiharu was as awesome as ever! I swear to God I thought she was going to say the thing! But she of course dodged that bullet just a she always does and killed it, twice! Sashiko still has that AKB spirit she had back then which is good to see. Wouldn’t do to have her be soften by the lolis and their pureness, nope!
Yukirin having zero experience in this mono-boke game, of course failed the first time as she tasted the waters. But when Sashiko tipped her that everything goes around here, well, everyone please pack up and go home because in this game of Blackness, you made the worst mistake introducing her here.
Sorry for interrupting again, but when you watch Sakura at that scene with the resized caps, you can totally see her take a step back when Yukirin moved closer to speak with Sashiko. Like, WTF!?! I mean watching her hands too and the way she fidgeted I guess she is just that nervous being close to Yukirin? But then…then…Urg, I don’t even…
Also Meru-chan, I see what you did there! You know, with Yukirin holding balls in her hands and a
sack basket and Meru behind her picking up the bat right at that time. You know…You know, right?
Any way, once Yukirin held the two ball in a sack I and everyone knew shit was going down! I swear to you guys I flew from my seat, took off my headphones at 4 in the morning and threw those things with as much force as I could master to the floor and let loose a very frightening scream that I am still surprised did not wake up anyone!
It was just words, only words but it was like I could see it happen! I mean one does not need to be a boy to know how frikking insanely painful that act would be!
Jesus Christ Son of God Almighty!
I’m sorry guys, I’mma going out for a walk. Let’s go Mistress Sakura…