♪ When AKB48 Feels aren’t enough, who you gonna go to?
First of all, another Nogizaka single already?!! WTF Yasusu?! It’s already almost summer and NMB has yet to release a single for 2013, like, WTF?!
We want our seasonal NMB48 cool single. What are we supposed to shake it to this year? Did you run out of ideas? I mean you already did the virginity and the sex (Junjou) songs so what else is left? Maybe an STD single?!
Any-who~ Nogizaka 46 on the other hand are already ahead to their 6th single and as usual, the line-up is done solely by management!
I shudder at the prospect being applied to AKB48 as well. There would never come a day that we see Yukirin on the front lines, ever, if this were the same for AKB48. Sorry Nogizaka!
The decisions being left to management alone, means that they can fuck with the poor girls as much as they want and did they do it this time! Forget the drama going on in AKB48, apparently that wasn’t enough already so Yasusu decided to hit the rival group as well….hard!
Think a none-senbatsu election AKB48 single where Acchan and Yuko are shafted to the third line back for some 10-20th place senbatsu ranker! Think of those two back-dancing to a Paruru/Meru centre single!
That’s what happened here in Nogizaka! I ain’t even kidding you all!
First I was happy when Itou, the Marika, not Nene who was in the last single’s senbatsu. If you remember I was kind of sad that none of the Itou’s ranked in the earlier singles but first it was Marika, then Nene and now Marika again. I was happy for her really but the happiness did not last!
The first hit in the gut came from the supposedly new favour-rite Akimoto Manatsu. She is one of those girls I sure thought would spend her life as one of the Eight Deities (opposite to AKB48’s 7 Gods) but alas! She was so far away from the Deities it wasn’t even remotely funny!
That’s 7places away from the Deities! I think I broke a jaw muscle when they announced it! I suddenly got a very bad feeling! My gut never let me down. I might try it ignore it but the truth always hits me whether I like it or not!
But the brick was not enough, nope, a knife had to be thrown into the mix!
Let me tell you as one who has personally experienced it that the moment the tip of the blade makes contact with skin, it’s as if the victim suddenly grows super powers because the levels at which your sense of touch increases at that moment is just…inhuman!
Is what I felt when Waifu Minami-chan was called, and not one of the Deities!
Can you say…Huh?!
Even Bananaman was like – Eh?!
I mean come one! 13th?!! What the hell happened in these two or so months since the 5th single?! Scandal?! Ha! We should be so lucky!
A Deity since the very first single and suddenly, not even close to them! Like…What in the name of
Cry not my love, I will do something!
And so, yet another couple has been split!
God darn it Yasusu, what drugs are you on that make you come up with all these ways to bring despair to us fans!?!
They were not done though…the Sadists!
They twisted the knife in my gut when Lo and Behold! The Established Centre since the dawn of time fell five places to 6th! That’s right, Ikoma Rina is in 6th position which puts her on the second line behind!
Should I be happy that she is right at home next to Ikuta (at 5th) and right in front of her Waifu Minami who is centre of the last line at 13?!
Even Asuka-chan was like – IS this for real? Is it even allowed?!
Dear Asuka-chan, welcome to the reality of the Yasusu world!
The members actually cried for her. I guess they had gotten used to and accepted her as their Face! Well, not all members I guess…
Where are the tears? I don’t see no tears?!
OMG, did she know something?!
That’s right, Shiraishi Mai is center for the 6th single and probably a few more from now on! She is flanked by both Hashimoto Nanami and Matsumura Sayuri. A very strong triangle to be truthful but I have to apologise right that when I say those three aren’t my cup of tea. Well, maybe Sayuringo a little bit but these three as centers? Well, I guess they deserve a shot too so what the hell…
Besides, this just means that I am going to have to look forward to those couplings way more that I should! Actually the couplings for Nogizaka have proved to be quite better than the main dish a couple of times so….
Oh Akimoto you devil you, I see what you did there!
There was other good news…
Takayama joined the Eight Deities!