Painted Skin II Resurrection

China!

Obviously, they have no equal!

Seriously, this movie was GAY GAY GAY even without being gay! If you can believe that! Actually, by now you should because this isn’t the first time, nor the second, that China has released a movie that should be gay but they choose to frikkin stick behind their great walls!

Like, WTF!

Seriously, this movie’s problem could have been solved with one simple solution…The Fox Demon (Xun) and the Princess (Vicki) just had to stay together , just being together, would have solved everything!

But Nooooooooooooooooooo

They just continuously teased us to death throughout the whole thing. I kid you not that half of this movie’s frames could pass the yuri board inspection!

I swear it!

But I warn you to not go mentioning that this is a yuri movie at convetions because you might be stoned to death! May be in a few years when the word ‘yuri’ is no longer associated with lesbian sex you can but not right now…Well, you can tell me because I am already at that time in the future (What, you know not of time travel…pfft)

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